Inclubabu Plot so thin, it passes unnoticed.

UnowPriceless hyped garbage

Teddie Blake The movie turns out to be a little better than the average. Starting from a romantic formula often seen in the cinema, it ends in the most predictable (and somewhat bland) way.

Jemima It's a movie as timely as it is provocative and amazingly, for much of its running time, it is weirdly funny.

drquantumswildride I do my very best to remain objective with my reviews. I do this so I don't come across as hyper-aggressive or fanatical. I force myself to watch a film at least three times before I review it. Yes. This film was included in that. Brace yourself, this one hurts. This is probably the only film I will ever address like this....Normally I would break the film down here, but this is a parody of other films so all the visuals and images are substituted from the base content. They don't tell jokes in this. This isn't a comedy movie. This is a film that aims to repeat, verbatim, everything the source material said to the point it becomes excessive, boring, and gives you a headache. I disliked Date Movie. I haven't seen a Scary Movie since the second one and from what I hear, I left it behind at the right time. This was the worst attempt at parody I've ever seen in my life and I've seen Reality Shows parody Human behavior. This was BAD bad. You can't even get a good riff going. It isn't bad on purpose. It feels like it was written by an unfunny twelve year old, whose parents had lied to them telling them they were funny, only motivating the little pr*** to keep trying. They shouldn't have kept trying. This cinematic abortion is probably the worst movie I've ever seen on all scales. I've seen The Room. I found humor in that. I've seen Dragon Wars. I found humor in that. This was just...crap. An attempt to take films that did fairly well, cash in on how recognizable the characters were, and then just repeat scenes shot for shot. This isn't parody, it's plagiarism. It isn't satire, it's copyright infringement in the worst of ways. I support free speech, free press, and free expression. That being said, this degree of stupid shouldn't be permitted to have Theatrical Releases. People paid money for this. I wouldn't buy it from a dollar bin. I wouldn't accept a dollar to take a DVD copy of this film. Don't see it. It isn't worth it. Try making a drinking game with the dumb scenes and you'll die of Cirrhosis before the first Act concludes. Don't buy this. Don't support it's official release, unless you plan on lighting any and all physical copies on fire. Kill it dead, bring it back, and kill it again.

dvallet-20927 Clearly the people of this movie don't know the difference between parody and reference, and thus a convoluted abomination that has no right to call itself "spoof" was born. I personally like to see something to parodied if it's done with effort, take Spaceballs for example. That movie works because it takes a look at a Star Wars like universe from a comedy standpoint, you have a big powerful leader but underneath he's a complete fool, and it's funny because you may find yourself wondering, " What if Vader was really like that?" In this abomination against mankind they look into various pop culture references that are popular and do nothing clever and comedic, they just put it in the movie and say " Hey, that exists!" Rumour has it Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have never seen the films being mocked, they just saw trailers and said "Okay, we'll do that one," and that wouldn't be surprising to say the least.While I sat watching this garbage, I instantly knew I wasn't gonna laugh. The "movie references" come off as painfully forced, like when someone plugs your nose to make you eat something you don't want. None of the references connect in any way, they're just there. The movie begins with narration from the Babe narrator which made me wish I was watching Babe. We then meet four orphans/siblings who are adults who require parenting because they never had a real family. First there's Lucy (Jayma Mayes), Edward (Kal Penn), Susan (Faune Chambers) and Peter(Adam Campbell). Yes these adults still need parental guidance, if that's the case, how did they even get where they are, they should be dead. Anyway they all win golden tickets to a factory filled with poop jokes and cheap gross-out humor, eventually they discover a wardrobe which takes them to enchanted world with the worst, rushed and unnecessary parodies. Lucy meets Mr. Tummies who takes him to his "Crib" where he gives a stupid tour of the place MTV style and then asks her to leave thus making the Cribs joke entire pointless.The only reference that made me give a tiny chuckle was the White Castle joke with Kal Penn, but everything else comes from nowhere and its atrocious to watch. The Pirates joke was the worst excuse to make the movie longer I've ever seen. Edward breaks out of jail with Jack Swallows after making a homophobic comment, where Jack takes Edward to his ship and gives us a music video but in a stupid turn of events, it was an elaborate scheme by the White Idiot (can't curse) to get information out of him. When the other three orphans meet the king, he agrees to help get Edward back in exchange for having a four way, I was ready to lose my mind at that moment. Thankfully the king dies after rescuing Edward, and before the war takes place the following day they throw a party, why? It's just pointless filler with gross-out humor that made me wanna vomit and I did. When the war happens Lucy, Edward and Susan die, and Peter pauses the bad guys with a Click remote he found, uses it to heal his siblings and they kill all the bad guys and they become rulers of the world, they urinate and they get rolled to death, movies done! This is one of the worst comedies I've ever seen, everyone in this movie is brainless, the acting is the worst, there is no existent plot just pop culture references, and it has a running gag in which Lucy repeats everything Susan says and it made me cringe every time. After I discovered this movie in my storage of old movies, I smashed it to pieces with a hammer. Nothing about the movie is good or redeeming about this abomination. This pile of rubbish gets a big fat F!

awesomeanthonydavies Once apon a time, a film was made. I watched it once, and thought it was pretty good. Then I watched it again... It's hilarious... until fifteen minutes into the film. Meet Lucy, Peter, Susan and Edward, four characters who find the four golden tickets to go to Willy Wonka's chocolate factor, with jokes that are funny and well timed. It's only until Lucy discovers Gnarnia the film just... dies.In a nutshell, they meet a centaur, a talking beaver, and the White B***h. they fight and, well, I don't need to go on without saying there isn't much more plot. Unless you count throwing anything you possibly can to attempt to make a humorous film. Which kind of failed.So really, watch the first part of the movie. Seriously. But not the rest.

awesomematthew22 I saw this movie at a party where we watched heaps of Parodies, Vampires Suck, Superhero Movie, Scary Movie, Disaster Movie by the way, this one was by far the worst. What started out as a hilarious parody of heaps of films turned bad. Lucy from The DaVinci Code, Peter from X-men, Susan from Snakes on a Plane and Edward from Nacho Libre all get Golden Tickets to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory where they are turned into food, all these scenes were funny, Lucy goes into a Wardrobe and finds to land of Gnarnia, that was the last good joke. They must now defeat the White B!#ch from her plan to destroy Gnarnia and create a Super-Continant. As i have said before a lot of the jokes fell flat, this would have to be worse than Disaster Movie, as the only thing that i enjoyed here that wasn't present in DM was a story, all in all this film has simply 20 minutes of hilarious jokes and then 60 minutes of bad ones. This is the Worst film i have ever seen in my life.