ThiefHott
Too much of everything
Gurlyndrobb
While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.
Clarissa Mora
The tone of this movie is interesting -- the stakes are both dramatic and high, but it's balanced with a lot of fun, tongue and cheek dialogue.
Roxie
The thing I enjoyed most about the film is the fact that it doesn't shy away from being a super-sized-cliche;
rocketman6543210
I could not make it through the first 2 minutes without turning it off. So this review is for the first 2 minutes only. 2/10 stars is sufficient to tell you:1) The movie is not worth the time I just wrote this. But I am writing this so that you will not watch more than the 2 minutes.2) If you believe this was a grade school assignment, then it is definitely merits 2 stars for sheer effort. 3) If anyone who was involved in creating, producing and selling this movie are to read this, please try doing something else for your own sake.
rudovicios
I saw this jewel of a movie for only 10 pesos at Ciudad Guzman's SORIANA Supermarket, and I couldn't no not help myself that day. I just had to have it at all cost. Haven't seen it yet but for 10 pesos it has to be good as hell. I actually didn't intend to buy a movie that day. I was only on my way to Tapalpa, and I was just going in for booze, but, come on man, it was 10 pesos. How can you say no to that, god! I was actually looking for a reaction from the cashier, but I have a feeling she had no soul. I don't want to open it for no reason, because some day it may be worth a lot of money, but then again, I have a party next week, and I may need to entertain my guests with it. 10 pesos man, unbelievable!
Randy Gillespie
review scale inadequate for what i want ... 5 out of ten is averaging a 10-and-1 scorei actually enjoyed this beast and hope they do a sequel that maintains the awesome cool ... the incredible Chinese-opera fight scenes, the absolute tongue-in-cheek totality of the thing together with the curious sincerity of the soap opera ... dunno ... if this kind of thing is your bag, u want to see thisthat's it in a quick-food-to-go packbut to be posted i need 10 lines of text, the host site advisesso let me say further that they need to vamp the mad dichotomy vastly further, like the best of the cartoon world(s) or Vonnegut or Kafka or anyone when they're hot ... this baby got mid-warm on the average, but nevertheless with my very high overall praise special hat-tip to the human vocal qualityalso to the US$20,000 budget ... shot in the contemporary LA area ... good job, thatrepeat ... i seriously enjoyed this flick
Proventus
This movie makes me long for Ed Wood.The only reason I want info about this middle school grade movie is to track down the people who made this movie and have their Internet cut off.This is NOT YouTube..... Delete it from IMDb. (I don't care if they're paying customers.)I'm forced to write a whole ten lines about this to have it accepted as a review. I could write 10 lines but they'd get me banned from here in the blink of an eye.Here are a few things wrong in the 1st 2 minutes: - No sound effects in the opening fight scene. Well, there is, but only between music clips. - The main bad guy has so many festering pimples, I wanted to woof my cookies. No.... it isn't makeup. He even has a few scabbed over on his ear lobes. - My 10 year old made his own costume for Halloween that was better (really). They should have hired him. - Instead of running away from a discovered bomb, they have time to gaze into each other's eyes, hold hands and wait for the explosion. But it makes sense if it was suicide for being suckered into acting in this movie.