You Can't Kill Stephen King
You Can't Kill Stephen King
NR | 14 April 2012 (USA)
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Siblings Monroe (Monroe Mann) and Hilary (Crystal Arnette) have discovered that they have inherited a lake house and to make things even better, the famous horror author Stephen King is rumoured to live somewhere nearby. They decide to take their friends down to the lake house to check things out, only to find immediate resistance from all of the locals, who insist that King doesn't live in the area. Despite being completely unwelcome, they decide to stay and soon find that people are being killed one by one in a manner similar to several deaths in various Stephen King stories.

Reviews
Livestonth I am only giving this movie a 1 for the great cast, though I can't imagine what any of them were thinking. This movie was horrible
Humbersi The first must-see film of the year.
Helllins It is both painfully honest and laugh-out-loud funny at the same time.
Lucia Ayala It's simply great fun, a winsome film and an occasionally over-the-top luxury fantasy that never flags.
ppml2006-240-832468 I accidently came across this gem while searchimg for Stephen King movies. With a lot of reference to Stephen King and his book made it a hit to me. I would have given it a full 10 if Stephen King had actually been in it. All in all I recommend fans should check it out.
carantula2010 "People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk." Stephen King I wasn't expecting a great script, good acting or direction or even groundbreaking fx. But just at least one of three things that can save a movie like this and make it great or just plain fun.Humor. Check? No, i'm afraid nothing funny happens in You Can't Kill Stephen King. There are attempts of humor, but all fails.Violence. Some original killings, good practical effects or a high body count. Check? Well, not at all. The body count in this movie is low and the the killings are just lame, nothing really interesting in the practical effects arena.Nudity. Check? There are three great looking girls in the movie. They're hot as hell. Yet, no nudity, just light nudity, the kind you can see in a Disney beach movie (there is such thing? i don't know, i don't care).All in all, it's a very bad flick, not a single second of fun. It's well made, has a nice HR photography, but that's it.Unless you really into HR photography or like to see great looking girls in bikinis... don't watch this sh*t. And, by the way, i don't think anybody involved in this movie was a real Stephen King fan.
K. Emerton I am disappointed in America's horror fans for giving this an average of 3.9 stars on IMDb. I don't know what people wanted when they saw the title of this film, or saw the trailer, but if they were people like me, they were right. The movie is a film, most likely made by horror/Stephen King fans, which is a fantastic horror spoof. It was great picking out all of the Stephen King references and laughing at the horror jokes. The generic Maine stuff got a bit out of hand at times, but it was overall a fun movie. I think that any fan wants to have (though most probably have) the grandparents' personal Stephen King library (I'm working on mine). This movie is (obviously) underrated and needs to be seen and appreciated by more people. The only thing that bothered me was the fact that King lives in Bangor, Maine, not in some rinky dink Maine town that no one cares about. All in all, the film is what it is, a fun horror spoof.
Trei Hoglund -Patrick Now i'm all for a good comedy/thriller/horror. a "good" one. These types of movies only really target a certain type of audience, If you're into scary movie, scream and any other spoof movie that has been made then this is the movie for you! BUT if you enjoy a good, quality, meaningful movie with real actors and actresses. Look somewhere else. I am a fan of Stephen King and unfortunately made the mistake of getting this movie out, fortunately I work at a video store so I waited until the end of my shift and took it out for free. I wouldn't waste a cent on this and I'm sure the producers did not spend a cent making it. To be fair though, I did not watch all of it and there was a reason for that. SO, are you the kind of person that likes low budget movies and actors that nobody knows?