Revelations
Revelations
TV-14 | 13 April 2005 (USA)
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    Cathardincu Surprisingly incoherent and boring
    Supelice Dreadfully Boring
    StyleSk8r At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.
    Hadrina The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful
    alienworlds Nobody ever seems to note that such dramas even if they are well produced are a glamorization of the Church as if it was the ultimate adventure. I think David Seltzer is a good creative person as he did do The Omen films, but all in all I find his world view as it comes across in this mini series, as in The Omen films, to reek of spiritual pride. I am not someone who feels that organized religion like Christianity holds the keys to very much. I feel that this drama is indeed a dramatization of the importance of religion in humanities evolutionary process. I like to think that humanity is not as clued in to its ancient past as it likes to believe it is and that if humanity had more interest in science it would be a better world for everybody. To me this mini series is interesting but it is also a farce of sorts, that seeks to celebrate mans so called achievements as a species, achievements that I feel mankind has never achieved, like a clear and uncorrupted understanding of good and evil and an understanding of the Earth as a historic entity and a vehicle for the future higher evolution of sentient life. Imagine if civilization went back more than 50,000 years, and as each epoch passed more of the past was submerged by seawater, until all that was left was this clue or that hint. Then I think things become interesting, as no one group can claim to be the source of religion or civilization, because it all would have come from the same place, separated by time and tide. Lo the evil one has won the day-I mean what a bunch of hogwash...or no, wait, maybe he has, since most people will believe anything that gets sent their way on a DVD, on TV, or in a newspaper. Could have been more of a vision not just a regurgitation of the last chapters of the Bible. Yawn. Not real artistic vision.
    ridleyr1 I thought the whole thing was a bunch of slop. Many of the other comments have pointed out scientific errors, factual errors, lumpy duologue, and so forth, and most of these comments were spot on.I would like to point out 2 things that bothered me. Michael Massee was ludicrously miscast as the Satanic figure. First of all, he has this rather nasal voice, which when raised to fever pitches to curse mankind sounded whiny rather than apocalyptic. "Heaven is picking on meeeeee!" He was just like that whiny kid around the corner that you would pop across the mouth just because he was weeny enough for you to get away with it. Why would anyone take him seriously, especially prisons full of hardcore criminals? And then there was that goofy smile EXACTLY like the smile that the Joker has in Batman. And if you are doing a story about the devil, you better not blow it when it comes to casting that part. This is a part that cries for a powerful presence (think of Gabriel Byrnes in End of Days). But what do we get here? A whiny Joker, yup, exactly my version of hell.
    Victor Field Last night, my cable box cut out before "The L Word" - why did it have to play up during a good TV show and choose to work perfectly throughout all six hours of "Revelations"? Six hours. Six of the dullest, least invigorating hours I've ever spent in front of a television screen.Screenwriter David Seltzer went on record as not really believing in the stuff when he wrote "The Omen," but this tale of the End of Days is truly lacking in conviction from Joseph Vitarelli's clichéd choral theme onwards (whatever you might think of "The Passion of the Christ," you can't deny that Mel Gibson genuinely put his money where his mouth is); instead of being thought-provoking and chilling, the first four hours are nothing but build-up with nothing going anywhere, and when it's not teasing you it's being ridiculous (ominous supermodels dressed in black hanging around? Ooooh, scary).The miniseries also lands us with two main characters - a relentlessly serious professor and a nun who would make Mother Teresa seem like a hedonist - who simply don't register (pity Bill Pullman, if not Natascha McElhone), leaving Michael Massee as a Satanic mass-murderer to prove that the Devil gets, if not the best tunes, at least the best lines; the dire job "Revelations" does can be summed up by a failure to care when our villain, having launched the plot by kidnapping and murdering Professor Pullman's young daughter, lures his unlikeable teenage son into his clutches (by way of a webcam fronted by a Christina Aguilera-type). And any series that casts John Rhys-Davies and fails to turn his entertaining pompousness to advantage is beyond hope; though you have to give them credit for casting Christopher Biggins as a Cardinal. (What with this and Hugh Laurie in "House, M.D.," NBC Universal wins the Most Unusual Use Of British Actors Award by a mile.) Sadly, such little plusses are cancelled out by all the minuses - following the endless teasing, the last two hours try to crank up the action, but it's all for naught; and the abrupt, anticlimactic, cop-out of an ending just in case enough Bush voters tuned in to make an ongoing series viable will irritate the converted and atheists alike. (Fortunately, US audiences tuned out in droves from hour one onwards, meaning that the story will never be either drawn out endlessly or continued. No wonder they say "God bless America.") For a truly powerful look at the Apocalypse coming to pass today, see "The Rapture" - "Revelations" is not only not as effective as "The Omen," but it's not even "Omen IV: The Awakening." If nothing else, this does prove once and for all that when it comes to standing in for other countries, the Czech Republic is the Canada of Europe.Father, forgive Stillking Films, Pariah and NBC Enterprises, for they know not what they do.
    l-loch One of the worst movies ever. Very hard to understand. Most of the time I could not understand what Miss McElhone was saying. It was all kind of garbled as was the whole movie. The ending left everything up in the air. There really was no ending. Everyone involved in this fiasco should be totally embarrassed. I kept watching it every week hoping it was going to get better... it just got worse...Also most of the film was so dark it was, at times, hard to make out the scene. Also too many characters so it was really hard to follow what little story line there was. By the time the whole thing ended I was hoping the whole world would blow up just to put this movie out of its misery. As my summary says ... one word to describe... AWFUL .....