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Ella-May O'Brien Each character in this movie — down to the smallest one — is an individual rather than a type, prone to spontaneous changes of mood and sometimes amusing outbursts of pettiness or ill humor.

SlyGuy21 Let me start off this review by giving my condolences to the family, friends, and fans of Joan "Chyna" Laurer. Hearing the sad news today about her passing on 4/20/2016 really does shake me to my core. I didn't see many of her matches, but she was and still is a very important figure in wrestling. So Chyna, I am dedicating this review to you. It may not be much, but it's all I can do right now to honor you. You really were "The Ninth Wonder of the World".First Match: Chris Benoit and William Regal vs Batista and Ric Flair. A great starter, you have a hot crowd, three veterans, an up-and-coming powerhouse, and Eugene is nowhere to be seen. The chemistry between Regal and Benoit is so good, it's a mystery to me why they didn't team together more. Either way, a really great start to the show. Rating: 4/5 Second Match: Trish Stratus vs Victoria, WWE Women's Championship. I love both of these girls, they knew how to be both beautiful and good wrestlers. The match may be pretty short, and the finish doesn't make a lot of sense to me, but I enjoyed the match nonetheless. Rating: 3/5Third Match: Tyson Tomko vs Steven Richards. This match has no reason to exist, at all. It's a slow beat down that has no real pay off to it, because nobody cared about the scenario in the first place. I don't mind a beat down, but this is just slow and boring. At least it's short. Rating: 1.5/5 Fourth Match: Chris Jericho vs Christian, Ladder match for the vacant Intercontinental Championship. A very good one-on-one ladder match. It manages to avoid what I feel is the hardest obstacle to overcome in these types of matches, the slow pace. See, in tag team ladder matches, there is always someone doing something, but one-on-one ladder matches can suffer from being too slow, because there's only two guys. But Christian and Jericho keep the pace going, and the match never slows down. Rating: 4/5 Fifth Match: Shawn Michaels vs Kane, No DQ match. Very few people know how to sell a beating better than Shawn Michaels. Despite their differing styles, Michaels and Kane are good opponents in this. Kane really does feel like a monster in this, and Shawn has to dig down deep in order to win. They may have still been doing the "wife" Lita storyline, but the match made up for it. Rating: 4/5 Sixth Match: Tajiri and Rhyno vs La Résistance, World Tag Team Championships. Tajiri and Rhyno actually make a pretty good team. The crowd loves seeing La Résistance get beat up, and to their credit, they do a good job of selling it. The ending is pretty weak though. Rating: 3/5 Seventh Match: Randy Orton vs HHH, World Heavyweight Championship. There are very few things I like less in wrestling than someone winning a title, only to then immediately lose it. It happened earlier this year with Zack Ryder, and it happened here with Randy Orton. To his credit though, Orton doesn't give up without a fight, but it's still a pretty deflating ending to Orton making history the previous month. Thankfully, it wouldn't be the last time Orton became World Champion, and the match is a really good brawl until the interference starts. Rating: 3.5/5 Final Rating: 7 out of 10. A good follow up to Summerslam, even if it ends on a pretty sour note with Evolution stealing the title from Orton, but look on the bright side, Evolution's gonna break up three months after this. Also, avoid Tomko and Richards' "match" at all costs. If you can even call it a match.R.I.P. Chris Benoit & R.I.P. Chyna

rvd_500 Unforgiven was not good, but not bad either. The Ladder Match stands out from the other matches. Much better than Vengeance.Match 1: Chris Benoit & William Regal vs. Batista & Ric Flair.I honestly can't rate this match. I really didn't have the chance to order the pay-per-view, so i bought on DVD. And since there is nothing interesting about watching Flair & Regal wrestle, i skipped to the next match.Rating: No rating.Match 2: Trish Stratus vs. Victoria. Women's Championship.Booooring! The crowd falls asleep halfway into this match. Not a good match. I almost fell asleep too. Victoria's Gutbuster was the highlight of the match. Trish retains.Rating: 1/5Match 3: Tyson Tomko vs. "The Mystery Woman" (Steven Richards)After Tomko tried to attack Victoria the "Mystery Woman" from the last RAW episode made the save. Tomko gets mad and orders a match. And i wish he didn't. My god, this match match was so bad i can't find the words for it. Crowd still asleep. Tomko spends the entire match trying to tear the wig of the "Mystery Woman" and after five minutes we get to know that the woman was Steven Richards. What the!? Five minutes later, Tomko hits an impressive finisher for the three-count. FINALLY!Rating: 0/5Match 4: Christian vs. Chris Jericho. Ladder Match Intercontinental Championship.Finally, the crowd wakes up. Me too. This is the match of the year, no doubt. Both Jericho and Christian makes some amazing stunts. In the end, Jericho wins after a Bulldog from the ladder. Impressive! Rating: 5/5 Match 5: Shawn Michaels vs. Kane. No DQ Match.The build-up for this match is decent. So is the match. HBK makes his return from a crushed throat caused by Kane. (At Taboo Tuesday, Kane gets his throat crushed by Snitsky). Pretty predictable. Everyone knows that HBK is going to win, because he is making his comeback. And as i said, HBK hits the Sweet Chin Music on Kane after Lita prevents Kane from using a chair.Rating: 3/5 Match 6: La Resistance vs. Rhyno & Tajiri. World Tag Team Championship.Usual tag team match-up. The heels dominate one guy (the smallest of the faces) and after a series of tags by the heels, the faces finally makes the tag. Rhyno clears the ring and if this was a normal tag match the faces would of won. But of course it's for the Tag Championship, so the heels win. Extremely predictable.Rating: 2/5 Match 7 (main event): Randy Orton vs. Triple H. World Heavyweight Championship.Seven months after this match, the feud is still on. This match is like the tag team match, extremely predictable. Evolution interferes, as usual. While Orton fends them off, Triple H recovers and then hits the Pedigree to pick the World Heavyweight Championship. Triple H once again wins via Evolution.Rating: 3/5Good: Main event/Jericho vs. Christian is a match of the year candidate Bad: Tomko vs. Richards = Total Crap/ Women's match. And of course, the fact that i had to skip 18 minutes of the entire show.Unforgiven rating: 3/5

davidpenzer After the disappointing Vengeance in July Raw follows up with another poor p.p.v. Uninspiring matches and an unhealthy focus on Triple H in the main event.Match 1: Flair & Batista vs. Regal & BenoitI like the combination of Flair and Batista in a team. As for Regal and Benoit, I always expect much from them. But there is no heat in this match. Flair looks ridiculous with all his flops. Not even Chris Benoit impresses me. Benoit however, forces Flair to submit to the Crossface in 18:30. Benoit headlined SummerSlam last month and now he opens up Unforgiven. If you lose one title match you're immediately sent back to the murky depths of the midcard (the only exception is Triple H).Match Rating: 2/5We're backstage. Christian doesn't want Tyson Tomko to escort Trish to the ring. Tomko does anyway.Match 2: Trish vs. Victoria. Women's ChampionshipI'll cut this one short: Pretty dull match. Only highlight was Victoria's gutbuster.Match Rating: 2/5Post-match Tomko attacks Victoria but 'the mystery woman' from the last Raw episode makes the save. Tomko calls her out and apparently this is going to be a match. Tomko ain't happy. Me neither. I can feel the suck emanating from the ring already.Match 3 Tomko vs. Steven RichardsSo, 'the mystery woman' is Steven Richards. Does ANYONE care? Though it's a complete squash, this god-awful match lasts almost ten minutes! Finally Tomko hits the modified swinging neckbreaker he uses as finisher. 1-2-3 and not soon enough. Not only was this the worst match of 2004, it was one of the worst matches I've ever seen as well.Match Rating: 0/5Promos for The Feud That Never Ends; Jericho vs. Christian. Match 4: Chris Jericho vs. Christian. Intercontinental Championship Ladder MatchUsually I have a problem with Ladder Matches because the wrestlers take forever to climb the ladder, even in the beginning of the match. IC title is vacant here since Edge got injured and WWE decided to bring back the 30 Days Rule that nobody has cared for in years. Some high-risk moves here; Jericho hits a Lionsault on the ladder, looks very painful. Later Jericho removes the ladder and Christian hangs high above the ring, holding on to the title. Nice. A bulldog from Jericho from the top of the ladder finishes Christian off. Match Rating: 4/5Lita is interviewed. She says she hopes Shawn destroys her husband tonight. Kane comes out and says his match against HBK now is a No Disqualification Match. Man, this is getting boring. I'm sorry I have problems paying attention when this angle is involved. Edge tells Jericho that he's taking back what's his (the IC belt) as soon as he's ready. I'm looking forward to an Edge heel turn because that guy sure is annoying.We take another look back at the marriage of Kane and Lita and if I wasn't paying for this I'd be switching channel.Match 5: HBK vs. Kane. No Disqualification.Comeback match for Shawn. Match is what you can expect from these two. I'll give credit to HBK for being 39 years old and still one of the most motivated wrestlers in WWE. Normally I'd give a match like this a 3/5 rating, but the build-up was poor, the match predictable and the Kane/Lita storyline is pathetic, so this match gets 2/5. Kane has been used three times now to put returning wrestlers over (Undertaker, Edge and now HBK).Match Rating: 2/5The master of burying talent Triple H, is interviewed. Trips says he made Randy Orton a superstar and then he says some crap that finishes off with him making Randy Orton a superstar. Stale and repetitive interview.Match 6: La Resistance vs. Tajiri & Rhyno. World Tag Team Championship.Average tag team match with all the usual match clichés; The faces get the early advantage. The heels come back and dominate one guy. The heels take a cheap shot towards the other guy and when the referee stops him from running in, the heels double-team the legal man. The illegal heel enters without a tag but the ref allows it. The faces make the hot tag. One face clears the ring. The heels win via screwjob. Not a great match but I'm satisfied with the result. La Resistance is the best tag team right now.Match Rating: 2/5Match 7: Orton vs. Triple H. World Championship.The fans aren't into this match and can anyone blame them? I don't know whose idea it is to have Triple H with his played out character in every damn main event while more deserving wrestlers are held back. Orton starts up the match with two sidelock takeovers and Trips with some half-assed counters. Orton has the advantage. He spits on HHH and slaps him in the face. Now Trips starts working on Orton's knee. A mediocre match so far. Later the referee gets knocked out. *Of course* Evolution interferes. Orton fights them off but HHH recovers and hits the Pedigree for the victory. Evolution celebrates. Be sure to read Triple H's new book: 101 Ways to Screwjob a Match. Match Rating: 2/5The Good: The Jericho/Christian match.The Bad: The Tomko/Richards match was ten minutes of my life I will never get back. Kane is badly misused. It seems Triple H is the only heel allowed to be in the main event. Seeing the world's largest nose prancing around with the title for another six months doesn't do it for me.Unforgiven Rating: 2/5

MovieCriticMarvelfan What an average pay per view. It seems clear that from the listof average list of ppvs from the WWE after Wrestlemania havebeen average at best. As one fan on IMDb pointed out, theproblem is that there is special treatment given to such wrestlerssuch as TripleH who married Stephanie McMahon and thuspeople hitting himself together with Vince McMahon his father inlaw, to do as he pleases. In this case it involves Holding the title,while giving us one pitiful performance after another usingsledgehammers and a chair when a great opponent like ChrisBenoit or others threaten him. The other problem also stated is that each ppvs seems tobe just one long RAW or Smackdown episode with nothing reallybeing resolved, such as the JBL vs Undertaker affair. World Heavyweight Championship Triple H vs Randy Orton Average fight don't let the other reviews fool you. I amone of a few people who predicted Orton would lose the titleright after Summerslam. Randy Orton was made the youngestchamp to remove Brock Lesnar of the histiry books plain andsimple. Triple H with help from Evolution regains the titleand stops Orton's streak. Shawn Michaels vs Kane So so match. Kane is a stupid story with Lita being pregnant(which she isn't) and she names Michaels his opponent forrevenge. A decent match, but Michaels is getting to oldfor these beatings and still coming out the winner. Chris Benoit & William Regal vs Ric Flair & Batista Again so so match, Benoit should be wrestling for the titleagainst Orton, but instead hes jobbed into wrestling Evolution,World Tag Team Championship La Resistance vs Rhyno & Tajiri Again one law RAW rivalry that went nowhere. La Resistanceis giving a threat by Rhyno and Tajiri, but they easilytake care of business. Womens Championship Trish Stratus vs Victoria Interesting match, both Victoria and Trish are bonified sexsymbols on RAW, and they both can wrestle. Decent. Overall an average ppv, no wonder no one forks over fiftyor thirty dollars for these mediocre ppvs. Taboo Tuesdaywas also a flop it seems the writers for the WWE stillhaven't learned how to write up a good pay per view.