Merolliv I really wanted to like this movie. I feel terribly cynical trashing it, and that's why I'm giving it a middling 5. Actually, I'm giving it a 5 because there were some superb performances.

KnotStronger This is a must-see and one of the best documentaries - and films - of this year.

Ezmae Chang This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

Jenni Devyn Worth seeing just to witness how winsome it is.

Woodyanders Socially awkward nerdess Patricia Porker (the adorable Misty Mundae at her most sweet, fetching, and appealing) gets bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes Spiderbabe, a crime-fighting super-heroine who mixes it up with various baddies when she isn't making out with assorted lucky guys and gals. Director Johnny Crash, working from a witty script by Terry West and John Paul Fedele, relates the zany plot at a constant brisk pace, maintains an engaging tongue-in-cheek tone throughout, and pitches the uproarious off-the-wall humor at a hysterically broad level (gut-busting highlights include Patricia shooting webs from her crotch and a wild wrestling match that degenerates into a scorching hot lesbian free-for-all). Naturally, there's oodles of delicious bare female flesh and plenty of sizzling soft-core sex (mostly girl-girl stuff, although Misty does get it on with a man for once!). Moreover, it's acted with zest by an enthusiastic cast: Misty excels in one of her finest starring roles, Julian Wells has a field day as ruthless and unhinged schizophrenic villainess Lucinda Knox, who transforms into wicked supreme heavy Femtilian (and sports a gloriously ripe British accent), the luscious Darian Caine does well as Patricia's perky best gal pal Lisa Knoxx, plus there are nifty contributions from Adam Cox as likable hunk Mark Jeremy, Christine Domaniecki as the kooky and chipper Aunt Maybe, Peter Quarry as gross slob Uncle Flem, Michael R. Thomas as the bumbling Dr. Dowell, and Suzi Lorraine as Lucinda's enticing overpaid eye candy assistant Sally. Popping up in cool bits are Shelby Taylor as fierce wrestler Queen Bee and Ruby LaRocca as a young lady Spiderbabe saves from a gang of vicious clowns in a back alley. The clumsily staged fight set pieces and lovably hokey use of low-rent green screen further enhance this movie's considerable campy charm. M.A. Morales' sharp cinematography gives the picture a pleasing bright look. The sprightly score hits the spirited wacky spot. An absolute hoot.

TGPinto I saw this film one night at my friend's sleepover. I thought it wold be terrible, but it was great. The plot outline follows Spider-Man but the sex is much better than Peter and Mary Jane. There are numerous sex scenes, that go all out and break all the rules. There are probably about ten sex scenes in all, mostly girl on girl. It's pretty tacky, but pretty hot too. I saw this on TCM at 1:00 in the morning. It kept me and my friends up all night. The Lesbian scenes are great as Misty Mundane has hot sexual fantasies from the get go. It's corny and cheesy but who cares. It's a porn movie. It's not out to win an Oscar, just to make people watch it and say " Damn I wish that was me." Watch out for the Queen bee, she'll sting you. 8/10

Dr. Gore *SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT* Holy cow. They actually spent some money on this one. Location shooting! Special effects! Lightning bolts! Spiderwebs! Massive explosions! Costumes! Misty Mundae actually looking hot! Wow. That was the best part.I got to admit. Misty Mundae looked good in this one. Her Spiderbabe costume worked wonders for her. Speaking of hot costumes, Julian Wells rides the Bi-Polar express in a tour de force performance as Femtilian/Lucinda Knoxx. I like her much more when she loosens up. Most movies she's in she has got some serious pouting going on. In "Spiderbabe", her dastardly experiment turns her into a lizard babe and lets her have some fun. We all win when that happens.So Spiderbabe runs around town and makes out with a lot of women. The citizens of New York are very grateful. I especially liked the Queen B wrestler scene. That was some good wrestling. The truly amazing thing about "Spiderbabe" is that it actually made me laugh! Misty Mundae made me chuckle with her various job fantasies, especially being the nurse. Overall, I was pleased with "Spiderbabe". It's worth a look.

JayFive Childish storyline ripped off of a lame Hollywood movie, terrible acting, cheesy dialogue, and not quite "up-to-par" sex scenes. That's right another great softcore parody! I enjoyed this film greatly! Sure the acting is terrible, but that part of the fun! The storyline is ludicrous, but some things must be sacrificed when the story has to revolve around girl-on-girl sex scenes. And because it's only softcore (no penetration) the sex scenes were a little bland. But it's like the great god of softcore smut Russ Meyers said "who really cares what goes down beneath the waist." I don't know if I'd agree with Mr. Meyers on this one but what the hell... the flick entertained me for an hour and a half. I give it a C+, it would've been a solid B if they coulda cast more of the girls to look like Russ Meyers actresses. VaVoom! VaVoom!~