Lucybespro
It is a performances centric movie
Freaktana
A Major Disappointment
FuzzyTagz
If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.
adonis98-743-186503
A monstrous tornado unleashes ravenous sharks from Washington, D.C., all the way down to Orlando, Florida. I don't know what is worse the fact that Frankie Muniz who hasn't appeared in a film in decades chose to be in here? or the fact that the untalented and drunk David Hasselhoff chose to make an appearance as well? Probably both i guess. This film is just as bad as the previous 2 in the series and it's neither good looking in terms of cgi and definitely neither good in terms of perfomances. The dude literally went on space like seriously writers? (0/10)
Marshal Phipps
Here we go yet again, sharknado fighter Fin Shepard is in Washington, D.C. to receive a Presidential Medal of Freedom from the president, another sharknado strikes, devastating the nation's capital. Fin and the president work together to defeat the sharks, and the storm unexpectedly subsides. This time is mainly set at Universal Orlando, what I wasn't expecting was Twister...Ride It Out making a cameo which was a nice touch, sadly it was closed not too long after Sharknado 3 aired.The film has a bumpy pace mostly due to trying to squeeze in celebrity cameos. The story this time is about preventing various storms on the east coast from merging together and creating a "Sharkicane". Some of the characters are introduced just to be killed off as fast as they're introduced with the exception of David Hasselhoff.The kills and action are OK and humor is still there. The ending takes place in low earth orbit (which was completely insane) which begs the question of what is in store for the next installment that was quickly greenlit. The closing scene is just sequel bait (obviously since they already announced Sharknado 4) getting people to vote on the fate of Tara Reid's character by using a hashtag. It would have been an interesting twist to kill off a main character definitively in this movie.This movie is a signal that the Sharkando franchise has overstayed its welcome, the first 2 movies are OK, in short this movie has jumped the shark.
gramparsonsblackula
I'm a fan of bad movies, the kind you'll find being made fun of on MST3K. This is a different kettle of fish. Maybe i'm too cynical, and i'm also not a fan of reality TV and celeb culture, but this is the lowest base "entertainment" you'll find next to Big Brother or Geordie Shore. If you're fond of countless cameos by z-list celebrities and hour long adverts for Universal Studios and Subway, this is your film. It's pretty pointless to tear into the bad acting, story, script, etc, because that's what the makers of this were going for. It's a cheap film, made for people who browse on their phones while its on. A reflection of the sad times we live in. If, and i hope this counts for most of you, you're sick of the lazy, mediocre films being shovelled out by Hollywood (i'm looking at you Transformers 4, Furious 7, Jurassic World) then skip this, maybe send a message to the production companies that we'd like to be entertained and not insulted.
Matti Kaki
I was just stunned and could not leave TV when watching this. It was something so huge that I believe I should watch this movie some more times to get more accurate idea, what a heck it was. I had actually two chooses: 1 or 10 stars. But if a movie can capture me in its grip this strongly, it must have something. Sorry I can't tell you more but this was baffling. One of the best is that you never can guess what's gonna happen. Or you actually can but if you just keep watching in idling mode you can get surprised many times. This is so overdone that you really can't take this seriously. Or should you? That's the question. This is one of those marks which tell you that the movie is a good one. Airplane and its sequel are two of mine favorite movies and this looks like this was the next level. But I could never give them one star, that's the difference between these.
