Incannerax What a waste of my time!!!

SpuffyWeb Sadly Over-hyped

Brennan Camacho Mostly, the movie is committed to the value of a good time.

Sienna-Rose Mclaughlin The movie really just wants to entertain people.

Dom Nickson Spoiler Alert!!! It's really nothing but a bunch of recycled footage of scared people at the beach and the shark attacking on the surface. Like Jesus even I could get better shark footage in my bathtub with a robotic shark! Seriously these shark attacks are absolutely fake. The only 2 good attacks were when the guy jumps into it's mouth and the guy drives right into it's mouth. These two were really the only good moments in the whole movie. The rest was an utter disappointment, the lead girl wasn't even acting it looked like she was on the verge of laughing the whole time and it gets annoying pretty quick. I also like how it ends because it uses the quote of Liam Neeson in Star Wars Ep. 1 "There's always a bigger fish!" I give it a 2 out of 10 because of those two funny shark attacks and the brilliant ending.

Bezenby Ah, this is a fun one to watch. I'm sure the makers of this film were fully aware of what they were making, but I can say without a doubt I enjoyed this more than Jaws 2, 3 or The Revenge. It's full of action, gore, nudity, stupidity, pearl white teeth, stock footage, one-liners, dubbing, crap effects and is never boring for a minute. It's like the film makers were channelling Bruno Mattei - it's that good! However, if you're one of them 'serious' film fans you might want to steer clear. I don't have a brain, and therefore was mightily impressed by this bundle of nonsense. For some reason, the shark makes noises like a guy in a porn movie.

Michael_Elliott Shark Attack 3 (2002)** (out of 4) If you haven't anything good to do then you might as well go crazy and create something incredibly cheesy and that's exactly what SHARK ATTACK 3 does. The basic storyline has a lifeguard/cop/something finding a large shark tooth that can't be identified except by one woman who just happens to know it belongs to a long-lost relative to the Great White that was thought to have died out with the dinosaurs. After many people are killed they finally kill the shark but then its 75-foot mother shows up for revenge. Yes, there's a seventy-five foot shark that shows up and yes we see her eat a raft full of people in one gulp. This film starts off pretty straight as we get the typical "shark talk" that is always featured in these types of films. We get to know our main characters, they begin to fall for one another and those dumb enough to go into the water are eaten in violent ways. For the first forty-five minutes this thing doesn't do anything out of the ordinary but when the mother shows up this thing just switches gears and goes for something completely different. I guess it will be up to the viewer in how they take this but I personally thought the first half was the better film but there's no question it's the second half that is going to make people talk and bring people to put this in their Netflix queue. As you'd expect, the performances are all rather poor and that includes our leads John Barrowman and Jenny McShane. At times you'd think they were just acting bad for the cameras and perhaps they were just trying to add up some campy moments but the line delivery is at times rather embarrassing. The rest of the cast aren't all that impressive either but to be fair most of them are only on screen to be eaten. As with the previous two films in the series, this one here features a lot of stock footage from documentaries about sharks as well as a few clips taken from the previous film. As you expect, none of the footage adds up very well and it's always obvious when a different shark is on screen. There are a couple fake sharks used as well and these aren't going to fool anything either. This entry takes thing up on notch in terms of gore and nudity, which will be a good thing to most who are viewing this thing. It's also worth noting that the sex scene here is one of the greatest in the history of cinema. Not because of the nudity but because they try to make it all romantic with slow motion and so on but it fails so badly that you'll be laughing until it hurts.

David McAvoy (ngeunit1) So, the first question on your mind if you immediately checked out this movie on IMDb is this movie really bad enough to warrant a 2.5/10. And the answer is yes.The only reason I watched this movie was that the scene I saw in a youtube clip looks so outrageous and stupid that I wanted to see it in context of the movie as a whole, and yea is was still dumb and whatnot. The movie itself in general was just bad. The plot was pretty meh. The voice synch was horrible. It was always either not quite in synch or the wrong tone or both. In fact, just about everything about the movie always felt off.That is not to say there wasn't a shred of enjoyment. Watching with a few friends, there was plenty of stuff to make fun of and talk about during the movie, and perhaps the most ridiculous pick-up line ever of "Wanna go back to my place and I will ...?" (yea you can't make stuff like that up...).So should you watch Shark Attack 3: Megalodon? Only if you have some beer a few friends to help past the time, since the movie will not do that on its own...