Play-Mate of the Apes
Play-Mate of the Apes
NR | 26 February 2002 (USA)
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Three sexy astronauts crash land on a planet where apes rule. They attract the attention of human-friendly scientist Dr Kweera and the wild woman Uvala and soon unbridled female lust threatens ape society.

Reviews
ChicRawIdol A brilliant film that helped define a genre
Doomtomylo a film so unique, intoxicating and bizarre that it not only demands another viewing, but is also forgivable as a satirical comedy where the jokes eventually take the back seat.
Gurlyndrobb While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.
Ariella Broughton It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.
uj6238 sadly i saw this movie on cinemax..strange and really bad..attempts at humor are hit and miss with emphasis on the miss. Not worth a rent but if it comes on your cable network give it a go. very cheaply made and bottom of the barrel playmates.
TheGreenSaga I was at my sister's house in Queens, staying the night, and I happened to be browsing through the channels. Cinemax, forever known as Skinemax, happened to be playing this movie.It was.... interesting.I happened to stay tuned throughout most of the film, every once in a while just finding the need to shut it off and read George Gipe's adaptation of Gremlins.It was funny, and I'm being honest. It was so ridiculous that it was pretty funny. The guys in the ape suits were so incredibly cheesy that they made no effort to cover it up. There's a scene at the end where one of the girl puts on one of the ape masks, just so anyone at home who hasn't figured it out already will know that they are only masks.So there were sex scenes, then apes talking, then more sex scenes, then apes dancing, then more sex scenes, then apes fighting.You will not find much pleasure in this movie unless you have a severe Furry fettish.The best part of the movie was the disco-ball spaceship at the end. I mean, come on. You can't beat that. It's just funny. They didn't even spend any time bluescreening it. It was just a disco ball matted onto the background with some sort of blue light around it.If you're a porno addict, then I guess enjoy yourself (but not too much), but beware of guys in ape suits.If you like bad movies, then watch this right after you watch Manos and Plan 9.
EJB This is right up there with Manos, The Hands of Fate and Monster A-Go Go as one of the worst movies ever! That aside, it is so funny (because it is so bad) that I was shaken out of my state of shock and horror that this thing found its way onto cable tv. Ed Wood would have been proud (because this director makes him look like Orson Welles).P.S. I would like to point out a few facts that don't seem to get too much discussion: 1.) The Humans (who are all white) don't have souls because they can't dance and the apes are good dancers. 2.) At one point the pink, gay ape (you have to see it for yourself) says, "Monkey Please" to another ape and we all know what the word monkey is replacing in that statement.Just a little food for thought...........
ShaneLords There is one reason to watch this movie. That's Misty Mundae. The movie is campy, funny in spots, has a completely ridiculous story line, and the worst ape costumes ever shown on film. But if you want to see why Misty Mundae is the hottest babe on film right now you'll buy or rent this flick right now. Misty is naked almost throughout the entire movie. Her youthful appearance and innocent looks keep you hoping for more and more of her. She gives a completely believable performance in every sex scene she's in and she's in almost every one of them. The lesbian scenes are steamy, always pairing Misty with an older woman. Misty holds your attention whether she's in a 1 on 1 scene or a lesbian orgy. The director should also be credited with not cutting the scenes short. Giving Misty's audience the chance to to see her put through her lesbian paces. I rate this movie a 3 out of 5. I rate Misty's performance a 4.5.