ThiefHott
Too much of everything
Intcatinfo
A Masterpiece!
Tymon Sutton
The acting is good, and the firecracker script has some excellent ideas.
Guillelmina
The film's masterful storytelling did its job. The message was clear. No need to overdo.
ianchris-60131
One of the worst things ive seen in a long time.Transformers The Biblical Version.Darren Aronofsky is a travesty and ALL his movies are frauds only Requiem for a Dream has some redeeming qualities, but even so its half decent but this travesty of a movie titled "Noah" is an aggressive insult to the audience.0 Stars out of 10.
cpavlin
Other than the building of an ark followed by a flood the story with sci-fi styled support particularly with the stone men 'watchers', I'd say the movie was a bust. This wreaks of a left coast production. Russel Crowe is not a very good actor either. I swear he's type cast in his role from "Gladiator". He's always somber, sullen and inanimate as if he's due to go out into the arena. The mike pickup is bad too because it's hard to understand what he's saying at times because he has a tendency to swallow his words. Too many back shots of him too. What's up with that. I can see why this wasn't well received in the Muslim world due to its deviation from scripture both their Qu'ran and so too the Christian Bible. The director would have done better if he'd created Noah along Cecil B. Demille's "Ten Commandments", then it would have had more gravitas at the box office and better received. I'm glad I watched this on FX rather than having paid to view such in a theater.
Andil Houlder
We watched this and discussed it with the congregation. It is not good. Avoid. I am a man of fine tastes (suits, Mercedes, nice furniture) and I know my stuff
I can tell you that Noah would never allow a woman (Christian, Israelite or not) to have an abortion. Never. It is a sin. Sure we have fun on the side but abortion never. And they put it in the film. The hoards of attacking blasphemers would not get that close to the ark. Never. And premarriage (it is called premarital folks) relations would not be tolerated.
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sergelamarche
Very good production with some evolutionary moments. But so epic. And definitely insane. Full of special effects and some magical powers. And a surprising fire starter. Totally over the top.