Supelice
Dreadfully Boring
Billie Morin
This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows
Ezmae Chang
This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.
Quiet Muffin
This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.
mmevanille-53097
Have you noticed that every bad movie begins with an absurdly long credit scene? Future war is no different. I understand sometimes there are budget constraints but if you only have limited funds, much better to choose a script that does not require CGI.Acting is poor, but not as poor as some other bad movies 2.5/10. The character who plays Fred was probably the pick of the bunch. Script wasn't exactly genius, random objects can always be found when needed. Setting is very basic, it seems the director knew someone who owned a warehouse at least. Possibly even a cardboard box factory. Main 'cyborg' Antagonist looks like he just stepped out of a Kiss concert. Graphics are poor, badly done even to 1970s standards. The sock puppets are quite well done.... I mean they do look like kids toys but you couldn't see the hand right?Cinematography and direction practical non-existant. Production had no clue. Camera is unstable, probably hand held all the way through. Sound is choppy at times, sometimes it is passable. If it wasn't for the dinosaurs, if it were a bounty hunter using robot darlek-like trackers or something, and with a slightly higher production budget, mainly for some actual production and a script review. This could have been a 3 or 4.This is bad, but not as bad as some. Some decent laughs especially in the Dino scenes
Clay Loomis
Calm down now, all of you calling this the worst movie you have ever seen. I agree, it IS a really horrible movie and rates its space on the IMDb Bottom 100 (and why isn't it on that list? It rates a 1.7 and has over 1500 votes, but it's not there! It should be listed somewhere between 27 and 38). I'm of a firm belief, however, that we need another 1-10 rating chart for those movies that get below a 2 on the regular IMDb voting system. I mean there's bad, worse, and THE WORST. Not all of them can be THE WORST.As bad as this movie is, I can think of three others that I would call The Worst before this one. Depending on my current mood, Night Train to Mundo Fine, Monster a-Go Go, and Manos: The Hands of Fate all are worse than Future War. But when it gets down to movies that have no talent associated with them, not actors, writers, directors or crew, the voting gets very tight and personally subjective. (For me and Manos, for instance, that music(?) made me want to smash my DVD player with my TV set.) Which brings me back to my belief that we need a new chart for those movies that rate in the 1's on the regular voting scale.But don't get your panties in a bunch. They're just movies after all, and we DO watch them on purpose. The fuss reminds me of a line from a good movie, at the end of Animal House: REMAIN CALM! ALL IS WELL!
rekcilorf
In the climactic fight scene, the escapee seems to be hurt and Sister Anne kneels down and holds him the the classic "Pieta" position. I am so surprised that Mike and the 'bots did not pick up on this (as they did for other religious references) and I don't see any other posters who noticed it either. This is such a sorry excuse for a movie! And,as others have said before me, maybe the saddest of all is the cardboard box camera. Also, the dinosaurs sometimes seems like giants and sometimes like small critters and this is not just the false perspective. It's part of the movie that their sizes seem to change. Still, with Mike and the 'bots, it's a fun way to waste a couple of hours!
Nezodon
I have seen the worst of the worst of all movies in my time, i love the old fashioned 80s/90s low budget martial arts movies, and I've heard of more dodgy martial artist/actors ( i use the term actor loosely ). Now that i have got that straight i can now say in all honesty watching this film was physically painful and every second my eyes pleaded to be ripped out from their sockets and stuffed into my ears.Luckily like many i saw this on MST3K so occasionally it would break up the movie and help with a little bit of the pain i was experiencing through out my viewing.I have at least now suffered the fate of seeing the worst film ever made and now i know that any film i see from this point on will be an improvement on this sack of crap.