Plantiana
Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.
Titreenp
SERIOUSLY. This is what the crap Hollywood still puts out?
Taraparain
Tells a fascinating and unsettling true story, and does so well, without pretending to have all the answers.
richardjp-17225
German movie with English subtitles. Sort of like Friday the 13th with zombies instead of Jason. If you've seen "Curse of the Screaming Dead", this is pretty much a similar thing, but instead of confederate zombies wanting something back it's Nazi zombies wanting something back. Pretty dull movie through most of it.
pbrandon074
My name is Brandon & I am 14 years old. I was just given this movie last month by my dad and i like this movie. i would recommend this movie to you.this is the only zombie movie i have seen where they have an army like this one.this movie is about college students go on a ski trip to a cabin. they find a box of stolen nazi valuables. when they disturb the box it wakes the zombies. they go out on a killing spree killing every one in sight. the Nazis kill all but one. the one goes to the burned remains of the cabin and gets their box. he gives it to the Nazis and runs to the car but he still has one of their coins. he gets killed right there in the car. i liked this movie and i hope you enjoy watching this as match as me......
meddlecore
Dead Snow is a patently ridiculous Nazi Zombie splatterfest that will require suspension of disbelief to fully appreciate. But if what you are looking for is mindlessly, gory entertainment- in which no one escapes unscathed- then you'll be happy with this fun feature from our good friends in Norway.A group of medical students are heading to a cabin in the mountains, where they plan to hook up with another friend who is skiing cross country to meet them there.Shortly after arriving they find a box of gold which they discuss selling...only to be interrupted by a random wanderer, who approaches them with a dire warning to watch out for an angry regiment of extremely territorial Nazi Zombis- who have remained in the area since the war. He dies soon after.Ignoring this dark omen, the group gets drunk and festive. At one point, Erland- the chubby lovable member of the gang- heads off to the outhouse to take a sh*t. Kris follows him out and surprises him with a quick f*ck him on the john...while he's shitting...and she sucks on his finger just after he wipes. She's a wild one...clearly...Either way, Erland returns...but Kris does not. So the gang decides it's best to go look for both her and Sara- who never makes it. Sara's boyfriend heads off on the skidoo, while the rest of them remain behind to check around the cabin.While out searching for the two girls, Sara's boyfriend finds the the wanderer dead in his tent, then falls through the snow, landing in a series of tunnels, where the Nazi Zombies seem to have been living. Meanwhile, back at the cabin, the rest of the group are trying to stave off an attack.A bloodbath ensues.While pretty mediocre overall, this film is filled with funny, creative kills...and there is a whole lot of gore. But that's all it's got going on, really. You just kind of take it in as it all goes down and then it's over....it's not very engaging. That being said, however, I think most people will get a kick out of it.5.5 out of 10.
lathe-of-heaven
I don't know... Maybe I was expecting a lot more; I'm not sure. But, really with all the TRULY entertaining Zombie movies out there, not to mention some of the GREAT Nazi Zombie movies, eh... this one just left me kinda cold. And, it WASN'T just the snow...I mean, 'OUTPOST' (2007) and 'THE BUNKER' (2001), $h|t, even 1986's 'THE SUPERNATURALS' starring Lieutenant Uhura, were WAY, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY the hell better in just about every way that counts; at least to me. Of course I understand that those were meant to be completely serious and this one isn't. Still... It's just that there isn't anything for me personally to 'Grab on' to in this film in order for me to say that I really liked it. Frankly (and I hope you don't mind my calling you that...) I just didn't see what the big deal was. There was a LOT of standing around and breathing heavy; that got kinda old. I don't know; I just think that SOMEHOW it could have honestly been a LOT more clever, genuinely funny, creepier, something... It was just kind of... Nothing...There WERE some individual parts that were okay I guess. I liked the cool, kind of laid-back guy who was almost always smiling; some of the parts with him were all right. some of the individual stunts and effects I GUESS were okay. It just all seemed to me anyway to be kind of lazy, by the numbers, nothing really stood out. Not the mood, not the humour, not the Horror, nothing...I'm not saying that it was TOTALLY lousy or anything (thus the tepid '5' that I gave it - and, quite honestly, I am not that enthusiastic about giving it that much) But, these days with like a BILLION Zombie movies and about 1/2 BILLION Zombie / Comedies, I just think that there should be SOMETHING that stands out at least a LITTLE as far as the mood, the effects, the Suspense, the acting, especially the writing. Again, SOMETHING...I haven't seen the more recent film, 'IRON SKY' about finding Nazis on the moon (don't know if they are Zombies though...) But, I BET I'll like that one better.Like I said in my title summary... Even 'SHOCK WAVES', as dated and Cheeeeeezy as it is, surprisingly is a lot more moody and effective, and MUCH easier to immerse yourself into than this so-so offering. (Sigh... and I also have 'DEAD SNOW 2' on Blu-ray sitting here waiting for me to watch it. Oh boy... I can hardly wait...)
