Fairaher The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

Teddie Blake The movie turns out to be a little better than the average. Starting from a romantic formula often seen in the cinema, it ends in the most predictable (and somewhat bland) way.

Micah Lloyd Excellent characters with emotional depth. My wife, daughter and granddaughter all enjoyed it...and me, too! Very good movie! You won't be disappointed.

Delight Yes, absolutely, there is fun to be had, as well as many, many things to go boom, all amid an atmospheric urban jungle.

OnlyAtJMart Or knew the crew. Horrible acting, profoundly stupid, even the casting of TWINS was moronic. The kill scenes looked like something directed by a 6 year old. I watched this because it got decent ratings, which I usually can tell are fake, but I put it on, and from the first few seconds I was rolling my eyes so hard I think I pulled something. Anyone who worked on this should know how bad it is and shouldn't deceive people by claiming it's anything but trash. This is the equivalent of someone working on a months long school project the night before. If I made this, I would want it buried. This is the worst movie I've been tricked in to watching for as long as I can remember. This deserves a 1, 2, or 3 TOPS, out of 10. Anyone involved in this should be banned from any type of entertainment until they take some filmmaking classes, and sincerely apologize for this abomination. Don't watch. It's not even so bad, that it has some entertainment value. I would recommend this to no one. All copies should end up in the same landfill that all the Atari ET games ended up. I honestly rather watch a hour and a half YouTube clip of someone playing that than this POS.

Chris Mackey (guestar57) Conjoined-Directed by:Joe Grisaffi Write by: The Norfolks Stars: Keefer Barlow So,The title didn't draw my attention,Keefer Barlow-who reminded a lot of my second ex-wife,A lot ! Did hold my attention,screamed for my attention, Cut out my attention to the details of her goings -on.Our hero,Tom Long, Deserved to have something extra in a relationship and he gets it, Oh ! Boy !! Does he get them.The good half of any relationship she had, Michelle Ellen Jones, Was so sweet and kept up her half of festivities.Joe Grisaffi as a director has this goal,Focus if you will that is both funny and yet grisly.

Frank Medrano Welp, just got finished watching Conjoined. Now it's time for my official unofficial review.Conjoined has what I like to call the trifecta of horror. Violence, boobs, and gore. Those three things always make for an entertaining horror movie. One thing I was highly impressed with was the acting. Over the course of being a connoisseur of all things horror, I have seen many indie horror movies. One thing a good portion of them have in common is shitty acting. Conjoined, however does not. The acting was absolutely solid. All of the actors gave great performances without anything coming out wooden or stiff. I also liked all the blood and gore, which definitely gets ramped up towards the end. Some of the scenes have the actors absolutely drenched in fake blood (hell, it might be real blood for all I know). For the budget they made the movie on, they did a great job with all the blood and gore. The audio was another high point. Oftentimes the audio is really low and hard to hear in lower budget movies, but with Conjoined you can hear everything perfectly without turning the volume up all the way to max. I thought that was really awesome. Another great thing about this film is having two smoking hot babes in the title roles. That never hurts.All in all, the cast and crew did an amazing job!I give this bitch 8 hot conjoined twins out of 10. (Which I guess technically that would make it a 16 out of 20)

Jim Stamos I thoroughly enjoyed this movie on multiple levels. The storyline was unique in its originality as it combined both a dark comedic flow as well as plenty of gore. The screenplay was well written and the characters were perfectly cast for their roles. The two sisters played off each other well throughout the film. From minor roles to the main characters, this film really hit on all bases. It always kept you wondering what would happen next and the buildup to the final scene was a big surprise. Equally done were the technical aspects from the interesting camera angles to the well lit scenes and clear audio throughout. I would strongly recommend this film to anyone into horror/comedy as well to those that want to experience something completely different. I have to say this was entertaining to the very end. A job well done by the entire cast and crew.