Bad Johnson
Bad Johnson
NR | 02 May 2014 (USA)
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Women are practically throwing themselves at Rich and he can’t seem to control himself. But he continually blames his penis, which seems to have a mind of its own. After ruining yet another promising relationship with Jamie, Rich has finally had enough and wishes his penis would just leave him alone. The next morning, Rich wakes up to find his wish has come true and his johnson is no longer on his body. Even worse, Rich is shocked to discover that his penis has taken human form...

Reviews
SmugKitZine Tied for the best movie I have ever seen
Dorathen Better Late Then Never
HottWwjdIam There is just so much movie here. For some it may be too much. But in the same secretly sarcastic way most telemarketers say the phrase, the title of this one is particularly apt.
Siflutter It's easily one of the freshest, sharpest and most enjoyable films of this year.
bsant54 Yup, he lost his Johnson and Johnson was a ho and evil to the core about getting laid. Our hero becomes a normal person in the end and is reunited with Johnson...there are a lot of great lines in the movie, crude, but I howled throughout. No point being a prude and worrying what others think, we have all heard this before in our private lives...so indulge, have fun, laugh out loud and enjoy this juxtaposition of a movie (guy and his private part). The Johnson actor made the movie and the eye candy Gigandet for once was just a foil (feel sorry for him as most of the roles he gets are RomCom, I think he is a more capable actor than that). Enjoyable up to the end and yes, the ending was predictable but who could have guessed an erectile dysfunction drug would triumph over all things bad...too funny. BTW, midway or more in the movie, when Johnson enters a young man's car (having just been rejected by his date) the advice he gives is hilarious and SO bad you have to laugh out loud.
Gordon-11 This film tells the story of a serial philanderer who is shocked to fins that his penis detaching from him to become a separate person."Bad Johnson" is a really fun comedy. Everything is clichéd, unbelievable but predictable, but that's part of the fun. Cam Gigandet is very charming as the serial philanderer, and he get a huge lesson in how to treat the female of the species right. It is a sex comedy and a romantic comedy combined in one. Guys will find it hilarious, and girls will like it for the heartwarming romance.I find "Bad Johnson" very funny and entertaining. Just don't take it seriously!
fmarquez1994 I ordered this film on iTunes and was surprised at the layers it holds within its "raunchy- com" feel. What surprises the most about Bad Johnson is its versatility: it can be a dude's film, a sex comedy, a date movie, and many other things. Most important, however, is the genuine plight of this man with his sexual drive, and trying to come to terms with it as he finds an authentic, and committed relationship in his life. Despite the comedic surrealism of the film's plot, Bad Johnson tells the story of many people today, both men and women and everyone that has dealt with some sort of hindering addiction. This works in delivering both the hilarious element of a detached penis, a man's worst night, but it doesn't shy away from telling a true and relatable story about an addiction, and a closer look into the modern-day womanizer. As for the comedy, Jeff Tetreault's first feature film is an impressive debut that takes into consideration both the story and the necessary gags. Looking forward to seeing more work by this up-and-coming writer. But what really takes the prize here is the fantastic cast. All actors are in-tune with the comedic elements and the timing: Jamie Chung delivers the angry girlfriend stereotype brilliantly, Nick Thune is equal parts terrifying and hysterical, Katherine Cunningham is a newcomer to look out for, and Cam Gigandet steals every scene with a natural charm and a previously unseen versatility for every kind of role. The film has its silliness, and its slips in over-doing some of the jokes, as any first feature will have (and especially one of the comedic genre)—however, I was surprised at how much work went into the making of this film. Definitely worth it, a fun and impressive first-time feature.
geoffreydukes23 I saw this film and had the opportunity to work on this film back in 2012. First off, Don't rate a film you haven't seen... Its wrong and not ethical by any means...Second off, please do your research next time because this film doesn't even have the same story line as star kid and yes I watched the unbearable star kid youtube video.... and the writers script was written and registered w/ WGA years before Starkid was even a production (again do your research-because that means starkid could've copied an idea since the original script was leaked online back in the day)... The film does have witty dialogue and has its raunchy moments; but the film has heart in the end of it all. I thought Nick Thune was great as well... Again, don't rate a movie unless you've seen it and don't accuse a film from just assuming...