BootDigest Such a frustrating disappointment

Grimossfer Clever and entertaining enough to recommend even to members of the 1%

Sarita Rafferty There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

Brooklynn There's a more than satisfactory amount of boom-boom in the movie's trim running time.

Platypuschow My Amityville binge has led me to this, a found footage movie set in a world where Amityville has been recognised, made into movies and books and yet another family moves into the infamous house anyway.As with all found footage films very little happens and this is 80 minutes of sheer unadulterated boredom.What makes it worse (If that's possible) is that it's not even the Amityville house despite being said multiple times that it is. Both inside and out that becomes blatantly apparent and really is seven shades of stupid.So we have shaky cam, we have night vision cam and we have the obligatory handicam filmed by someone who absolutely positively has to record everything for some reason.In true Amityville style people change, folks turn on each other and yet somehow this is the worst one yet.The Good: It ended, that bit was good The Bad: That had to be the least sexy sex scene since the zombie humping in Braindead (1992) NOT the Amityville house The "Warning" real footage thing is getting dumbThings I Learnt From This Movie: The fact that there are no opening credits, no closing credits and therefore everyone involved is uncredited screams volumes Someone should really trademark Amityville so Joe Talentless can't keep adding it to his film

deelolazjourney Found footage videos have overstayed their welcome, in my opinion.I can't believe I forced myself to watch the whole damn thing!! This is probably to lamest film to date and I can't even applaud the effort.If the acting weren't so terrible, especially the dad and son characters, it might have earned a 2.Nothing scary or believable in this movie, whatsoever. Fast forward to the last 5 minutes and you'll be good.

Amelia R I watched this movie solely because I thought that it was "The Amityville Horror" (2005). So, you can imagine my shock and repulsion when I realized that in lieu of seeing Ryan Reynolds' glorious 6- pack, I was instead watching a little blonde boy mutter incoherently at his tart of a sister. Although I was confused and discombobulated by what was on the screen before me, I thought to myself 'hey, I should give this movie a chance'.If you are interested in watching this movie, I think it is only fair that I tell you honestly what the heck is going on. First of all, the acting is quite terrible. I mean, the characters aren't really developed enough to be characters at all; they are just little humanoid blobs running around and doing whatever they want. Secondly, this movie is not scary. I think the scariest it gets is you see a shadow and hear a 'thump', or you see a door close by means of some unseen force. This is by no means a horror movie. In fact, I'm having trouble deciding which genre this movie would fall under. Perhaps 'comedy' except it is more pitiful than a comedy. Maybe 'self-satire' is more accurate, or 'blemish on the face of the film industry'. This movie is extremely dissimilar to the other Amityville movies, the 'found-footage' style of film really doesn't work for the movie, and it is obvious just how low-budget the movie was.Finally, what the heck is with that sex scene at the beginning of the film?????????????!!!!!!! Why is it there?!?!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!??!??

moonmonday I have rarely ever seen such an instantly unlikeable film and cast of characters. It's amazing what can be cranked out to try and make a buck.The dialogue is atrocious and unbelievable, especially when it's delivered by such atrocious actors. The younger actors can get a little break since they're young, but the adults should know better than to give such terrible performances. The parents in this were among the most awful I've ever seen -- not only were they hideously unlikeable as characters, they were utterly uncharismatic as actors. And who says the things they were saying when seeing the house? If I were that real estate agent, I'd have felt as awkward as she looked like she was feeling.'The family did not survive', the poster informs us. After watching ten minutes of this, you'll answer it with 'so what?'