Steineded How sad is this?

Tyreece Hulme One of the best movies of the year! Incredible from the beginning to the end.

Asad Almond A clunky actioner with a handful of cool moments.

Anoushka Slater While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.

ckelly-35763 Walking into this film I expected another dumb American Pie wannabe. But I was pleasantly surprised. So basically the film is about a teenager, Neil, who's parents are part of a church that wants him to never lose his virginity. However he soon discovers the church practices satanism and wants to sacrifice him to Satan. He flees with his friend Matt and they try to get Neil to lose his virginity and save the world. The cast give good performances, Cary Elwes steals the show as the leader of the church, and Darryl Sabara (Juni from Spy Kids) provides most of the film's laughs. Also the characters feel realistic. So yeah I give Teen Lust a 7/10 and if you like horror comedies or just want some good laughs I recommend this film.

Seth_Rogue_One Not sure why the ratings are so low (currently 4.8) cause this is perfectly watchable for a comedy-horror.Perhaps they expected a lot of nudity because of the title and poster (not much in that department) and felt duped and rated it low because of that, I don't know.Sure it's no masterpiece or anything but it's never flat out dull and the characters are pretty funny.It's about a teenage guy who's been selected as a virgin sacrifice for a satanic cult, in order to prevent that from coming true he needs to get laid or die trying ASAP, and that's pretty much the movie. So not Shakespeare exactly and some minor flaws but if you dug 'THE FINAL GIRLS (2015)' or 'HELL BABY (2013)' or the like I don't see why you wouldn't dig this enough.

Paul Evans College student Neil is pretty much in it. His parents are part of a cult that worship Satan, Neil has been encouraged to remain a virgin as part of their 'religion.' However Neil is unaware that his parents plan for Neil to be sacrificed to Satan in order to prevent peace on Earth for a further thousand years. Neil's parents relate to him that he was born for a purpose, and he later discovers what they have in store for him, only just escaping the Sacrificial alter. Neil has to lose his virginity in a bid to save his life. He tries everything, with little luck, then contemplates a prostitute.I love that in so many productions it's an Englishman that's cast as a villain, Cary Elwes is amusing as Sheldon, he has a great voice. He's physically quite amusing too.Some of the production values look a little cheap at times, but it doesn't matter, it's not trying to be something other then an amusing b movie.It's not exactly a laugh out loud fest, more the type of film that will have you sniggering at times, it has to be said though that Jesse Carere and Daryl Sabara are both very charismatic, and worthy leads.Worth a giggle. 6/10

gilknut The basic idea of the movie is funny, sure, but that's about it.Also: It's not nearly as raunchy as one might think; no nudity whatsoever, no really explicit scenes at all except for a lot of sexual references in the dialogue.Extremely low production values are painfully evident throughout, and it's hard to say if the jokes could have worked with some remotely decent actors. Apart from Cary Elwes, Kristin Bauer van Straten (Pam from "True Blood") and (possibly) Jon Dore, chances are you won't be familiar with any of the other cast members. And you won't be wondering why...Really, an absolute waste of time. Move on.