Hellen I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much

Breakinger A Brilliant Conflict

Orla Zuniga It is interesting even when nothing much happens, which is for most of its 3-hour running time. Read full review

Marva-nova Amazing worth wacthing. So good. Biased but well made with many good points.

silentidominus I was really surprised when I hopped on here and saw this rated so low. I for one had a good time watching it. It's sort of bordering on a kid-friendly scary movie with just enough bad stuff in it to make it like a 15 and up flick. I'm sure it'd be best for adolescent boys with some of it's downright stupid lines and minuscule sexploitation.I see one of the biggest problems is that people don't think this movie is scary. To that I say what movies are ever scary? I haven't been scared by a movie (aside from cheap shocks) for a long time.That aside this is still a good movie, it's interesting, it has a lot of good stuff going for it. Decent acting, decent plot, some comedy (I laughed my ass off when the Sheriff fired off about GB's), some action, some random things I never saw coming.Worst ending in the world though, I completely write off the ending. That did not happen. Without it, I'd say it's a solid 8. Definitely entertaining and nowhere near the garbage movies Sci-Fi channel puts out. This is leagues above a bad movie but it's definitely not perfect.

MBunge If a Lifetime Channel movie drugged a 1987 horror film and had sex with it, the offspring of that unholy union would look something like Mortuary.Leslie Doyle (Denise Crosby), her teenage son Jonathan (Dan Byrd) and her tweenage daughter Jaime (Stephanie Patton) have driven across the country to start a new life after the unnamed patriarch died. Leslie went back to school to become a mortician and has taken a job running the old funeral home in a small town. But things don't get off to a great start for the family. The funeral home, where Leslie will work and her family will live, is a disaster area. The septic tank has overflowed, the outside of the home looks like it's been ravaged by hobos and the inside of the home looks like it was abandoned sometime after 1935. Jonathan gets a job at the local diner and instantly develops a crush on the young waitress, but he also gets into a fight with some townie losers. Leslie has to deal with an unbelievably unctuous real estate agent and the local sheriff, who nervously asks Leslie to help him keep kids from messing around in the incredibly fake-looking graveyard near the funeral home. He's worried about "graveyard babies", you see. Jaime, well, she just sort of hangs around and looks cute until she gets scared by a monster in her closet.After we hear the requisite scary story about what happened to the people who used to run the funeral home and we see some odd activity by the fungus that's everywhere in the home, that's when the horror starts to kick in. But Mortuary doesn't just have the typical, hulking Leatherface/Jason-type killer. No, this movie also has zombies and a giant monster in a well. There's a lot of screaming and running around, people jump to an awful lot of conclusions and after the ending there's one of those depressingly unnecessary "it's not really over" epilogues.If you're a horror fan, the thing you should know about Mortuary is that there's very little horror in the first hour of this roughly 90 minute film. Outside of just a few moments, including a comically excessive initial reveal of the hulking Leatherface/Jason-type guy, this movie is virtually indistinguishable from one of those chick flicks on Lifetime. No, not the one where the woman's husband cheats on her. And not the other one, where she falls in love with a guy who turns out to be a dangerous lunatic. I mean the one where a family has to rebond with each other after a tragic death. That's what the first hour of Mortuary is like and, you know what? It's actually fairly decent. Denise Crosby is positively milftastic and I don't mean one of those phony milfs, where it's a woman in her late 30s who looks like she has a chef and a personal trainer. Crosby looks like a real mom who is still genuinely hot. Dan Byrd also manages to be completely non-annoying as Jonathan, the teenage boy stuck in a strange new town, and Stephanie Patton is cute but never grating as the darling little sister.But after that first hour, at the exact point in a real Lifetime movie where Leslie would shack up with a guy who turns out to be abusive or Jonathan would start doing drugs or Leslie would get sick, where something would happen to tear the family apart and they'd spend the 2nd half of the movie overcoming that obstacle…that's when the horror kicks in with Mortuary. And in the last half-hour of this film you'll see everything you'd expect to see in a horror movie, just on fast forward. It's like the movie suddenly needs to go to the bathroom really badly and rushes through it all to get to the end. But even though the horror stuff hurtles by in a speedy and superficial manner, it remains fairly sound. None of it is very gory and it's more over-the-top than viscerally scary, but it all more or less works. It's just been compressed, like it was thrown into a garbage compactor or a really, really fat guy sat on it.The truth about Mortuary is that it is a good piece of entertainment which doesn't seem to have an audience. Folks who want horror are going to be perplexed at the relative wholesomeness of the first hour. Folks who'd enjoy the first hour would probably never rent a movie named Mortuary in the first place and if they did, they'd be disappointed with the last half hour. I think this movie is an attempt to recall the days when horror films would start out like normal stories about normal things as though the audience didn't know and expect a bunch of terrible crap was going to happen. If you can remember that and would like to relive that sensation, this is the movie for you. If not, I'm not sure what sort of reaction you might have to this otherwise fine film.

Michael_Elliott Mortuary (2005) ** (out of 4) Being a teen is hard but it's even harder when your mom is a mortician and moves you into a creepy house with a cemetery attached to it. That's what happens to Jonathan (Dan Byrd) who learns that the house is apparently not only haunted but stalked by a deformed maniac. I think it's fair to say Hooper has been a disappointment ever since his debut even though every fan keeps hoping his next film will be one worth writing home about. This one here, like so many in his career, isn't a terrible movie but at the same times there's really nothing special in it. This film mixes THE SHINING, NIGHT OF THE CREEPS and a little bit of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD but it can't hold a candle to any of those films and in the end you can't help but feel you've wasted your time. Right from the start you can't help but think the mother is stupid for keeping her children there but the reasons behind the "hauntings" is quite silly and doesn't work by the time they pop up at the end. The movie is never scary which doesn't help matters when it doesn't have much gore either. The special effects are poor CGI that look so obviously fake so here's yet another negative. The cast aren't too bad as they deliver the type of performances you'd expect to find in this type of film. Hooper manages to keep the film moving at a nice pace but the screenplay really doesn't give him too much to work with.

ctomvelu-1 What an odd little horror film, one that has stayed with me even though I have not seen it in several years. A mom and her two kids move into an old funeral home in the middle of nowhere and everything that can go wrong, does. The place is haunted and beyond repair. The first half of the movie is atmospheric and suspenseful, while the second half is a zombie spoof. Take your pick. Denise Crosby, of PET SEMETARY fame, plays the mother. I have to wonder about Tobe Hooper. The films starts off with a sense of eeriness and dread, and then becomes something else entirely, which is not necessarily a good thing. At any rate, the first half is sure to get ya. I am reminded of 1981's DEAD & BURIED, for some reason. Maybe it's the small town setting. Or the zombies.