NekoHomey Purely Joyful Movie!

Inclubabu Plot so thin, it passes unnoticed.

SunnyHello Nice effects though.

Jakoba True to its essence, the characters remain on the same line and manage to entertain the viewer, each highlighting their own distinctive qualities or touches.

peterjacman No, no , no just no, total trash, jonh wick without superpowers

ogzdmr03 Keanu my favorite actor but this is the worst movi I've ever seen. LEEWAY.

kingjoneva Before I watch a movie I often find myself reading the reviews on here first. When I saw this movie being lambasted on here with such fervor and by so many reviewers, it had the opposite effect on me. Instead of avoiding this movie, I was compelled to watch it instead. Now I can join the fraternity of people who rated this movie one star and do my best to warn everyone to avoid this movie at all cost. Avoid this movie like it is the plague and there is no known cure for it. Much like everyone else, I have no clue why this movie was made, and the point it was attempting to convey. Maybe this was Keanu living some sort of weird fantasy? That's truly the only thing I can think of.

maruugaa I impulse bought this dvd curious as to what a big-name actor like Keanu Reeves was doing in what appeared to be a cheesy horror movie, also because I enjoy cheesy horror movies. Omg, this movie was definitely not what I expected. It was not a horror movie. It was a comedy. In fact, aside from the Austin Powers movies, this is probably the funniest thing I ever saw in my life. The script and acting at the beginning are so bad yet funny including lines like, "If Daddy doesn't work we'll have to live in a box", and "Monster been waiting three weeks", and "I know when I'm married my husband will want to sleep with other woman so I want to get used to having threesomes now."The comes the crotch-grabbing bubble bath scene, and I was keeled over in hysterics for the rest of the movie.All the weapons the Bel and Genesis use to torture Evan are household items, such as tying him to a cheap wheely desk chair with an extension cord and gagging him with a pair of underwear. At one point Evan trips over a trolley, and the scene he's tied up with a garden hose and being transported to the backyard by said trolley.I can't decide between 2 parts as my favourites: 1) The part where Louis is texting at the door and for a split second you see Bel roll Evan tied to the wheely desk chair draped in a sheet by the window, or 2) Where he's neck deep in the group and trying to delete the facebook video of Bel going at him and accidentally hits the Like button.The fact that this is a remake(meaning someone in 1977 thought it would be a good idea to make a movie about a man getting raped and tortured by two hot babes half his age, and then someone in the 2014 decided this need to me remade for the younger generations made me laugh harder. As did the fact that it somehow stars a big name actor, and that so many people went to see this cuz of John Wick and were greatly enraged by what it was.I actually made a lot of my friends watch this movie.Eli Roth truly is an artist.(also, there's an alternate ending that parodies John Wick for all you people who only went to see this because of John Wick)