Dracula 3000
Dracula 3000
R | 09 August 2004 (USA)
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In the year 3000, the deep space salvage ship Mother III locates the vanished starship Demeter in the Carpathian System. Captain Abraham Van Helsing and his crew composed of the blonde assistant Aurora Ash; the crippled navigator Arthur "The Professor" Holmwood, who believes that he is a genius; the strong and dumb Humvee; the intern Mina Murry; and the drug addicted 187, decide to claim the possession of Demeter. While exploring the spacecraft, they see a tape of fifty years ago of Captain Varna telling that he was locked in his cabin since his crew was acting weird after getting a cargo of coffins in Transylvania station. When 187 decides to search in the coffins for some possible hidden dope, he cuts his hand and his blood awakes Count Orlock, a.k.a. Count Dracula. When Aurora discloses who Dracula is, the survivors try to find a way to destroy the vampire.

Reviews
Matrixston Wow! Such a good movie.
SoftInloveRox Horrible, fascist and poorly acted
ChicDragon It's a mild crowd pleaser for people who are exhausted by blockbusters.
Bessie Smyth Great story, amazing characters, superb action, enthralling cinematography. Yes, this is something I am glad I spent money on.
thezeinerts (spoiler i guess) By far the most comical "horror" film I have ever watched. The acting is so horrible along with the god awful sceipt and dialogue. Not to mention how crappy the special effects are. The only great thing about this movie is Coolio's "interesting" display as a vampire. If you want an unintentional parody of "alien" with good actors and hilarious scenes this movie is a masterpiece. Immediately after starting the movie i wanted to kill myself.Funny as all hell but in a bad way.
Stevieboy666 This is a cheap looking, corny as hell bad movie, no question. But it really doesn't deserve it's current 2/10 score, I have seen much worse than this. I don't recall seeing a Dracula movie set in the future before, certainly not in space, so some credit for that (though yes, it's very silly, but hey, what about Jason X?)Langley Kirkwood does make a feeble Count & Udo Kier looks embarrassed but there's some fun with Coolio & Tommy Lister, plus Erika Eleniak is very easy on the eye. The spaceships like they came from a 1970's TV show but that added to it's charm. I found it to be bad but in an amusing way & at 83 minutes it passes quite quickly.
MartinHafer I have no interest in yet another vampire movie. So why did I pick "Dracula 3000"? Well, it's made its way onto the infamous IMDb Bottom 100 list--the worst rated films of all-time. And, I have a perverse love of bad films...on occasion. So, unlike most folks who tried watching this film, I HOPED that it would be terrible! So is the film terrible in a fun way or just plain terrible?Well, the answer surprised me. Yes, it IS a bad film but it really isn't that bad. In fact, at times it almost seems on the verge of being good...but doesn't quite hit the mark. It isn't that the plot idea is that bad but it's because the writing of the characters IS. Many of them are just broad caricatures--such as the big dumb black guy, the stoner black guy (wow, the writer sure seems to have it out for black guys), the hot second in the command, etc.. However, one of these folks really confuses me...the 'brainy guy'. He's in a wheelchair...and the 31st century is about to begin and they have intergalactic space travel!!! Huh?! Overall, I'd say that I have no idea how it made the Bottom 100 list. Making the Bottom 1000 (if they had it) would make sense, but I have seen at least 300-400 films worse than this clichéd and occasionally silly film. Not 100% bad....just 97%.
tg0 I would kinda like to know what happened with the making of this movie with commentary or a behind the scenes extra. Its an interesting premise, but it misses the mark of watchable TV so badly it becomes a peculiar achievement. What went so wrong? How could this be made? Budget too low? Only had one hour? I have never, ever seen anything this bad. I love the genre, so I've seen bad and automatically cut the films some slack. Its exhilarating when I see a good one which this one is NOT. I hope its not a spoiler to warn you that this will be the worst movie you will ever see. Its really not even funny from that perspective. Its just really kinda sad.