City Dragon
City Dragon
NR | 01 January 1995 (USA)
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Martial-artist Ray should focus more on his pregnant girlfriend, Tina. However, many others are in the picture, including (but not limited to): Tina's ex-boyfriend; Ray's sexually-discriminating boss-lady; and two homies.

Reviews
Lucybespro It is a performances centric movie
Phonearl Good start, but then it gets ruined
Erica Derrick By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.
Fleur Actress is magnificent and exudes a hypnotic screen presence in this affecting drama.
mooncat335 We found this for a pound in our local video shop, and I'm not sure it was even worth that! The story focuses on Ray, a work-hard-play-hard fighter from LA and his two homies, 'Philthy' Phil and self-proclaimed 'wigger' Rick. All three of these inexplicably speak in rhyme and spend the first half of the film chatting up women with their corny rapping skills. Enter Tina, a comically dressed young woman who has just escaped from her abusive boyfriend. Falling for Ray, then finding out that she's pregnant with her ex's baby(or a cushion...), the pair decided to get married and make a go of it. The film then becomes a completely different film where we are privy to Ray and Tina's already failing marriage, Tina's ex's adventures in a mental institution, Ray's 'well meaning' infidelity, and his irritating friends foibles. The final showdowns consist of Ray beating up a group of about ten men (One of which is sporting a 'Genuine Mickey Mouse' sweater) then chasing Tina's baby-stealing ex up to the top of the building. Although the final fight goes on far too long, the best part comes when John the ex places Tina's baby (a rubber doll) on the floor and Ray accidentally tramples on in when he goes to fight him. All the acting, sound quality, production values, sets, and music could not be worse, but if you want a laugh when you're drunk, this is the film for you!
James Marquette How amazing are the raps in this film!!! Also I found that Philthy Phil is one hell of a man, not only did he write the songs, appear, edit, produce and direct but I think he did every other job with his video camera. I swear that when they made this film they said, "hey lets go into a charity shop, buy all the clothes, plus a pink frisby. Now lets get all our mates and their mates and put them in front of my video camera. The best parts of this film are how MC Kung fu manages to get into fights with various people who just shout abuse! Every other person starts a fight with him, its hilarious. The guy in the dojo is good who's wearing a mickey mouse club t-shirt, and the way MC Kung fu raps to chat girls up has really helped me with girls, they all think I'm disabled. This film is one of the unintentionally hilarious films I've seen in my life, I don't think I've lost so much bodily fluid crying with laughter. Make more!
jamesmcguirk7 This is possibly the best so-bad-its-good film ever. It doesn't make any sense but that doesn't stop it being an undiscovered classic of the nineties. I give it 10/10 for the terrible acting, hilariously bad outfits sported by MC Kung Fu (where is he now?) and the general porno atmosphere. It actually has a great casio-keyboard-hip-hop soundtrack that would compliment any great party. Highlight scenes include "Philthy" Phil rapping and the actually very unattractive Ray chatting up bimbos in the street. Its shocking that virtually none of the cast have gone on to do anything since. They could've at least done a sequel, it couldn't have been any worse. Look out for it on DVD in a pound shop near you!
rosie125 My friend bought the DVD for this at a 99p store, and I can honestly say it was the best 99p he ever spent. Possibly the funniest film I ever saw, it focuses subtly on all issues- domestic violence, pregnancy, safe sex, mental illness..this film has it all, except a car chase. ps. there is a certain fight scene- a "bruce lee tribute" that everyone should watch. If this is on, and you have a couple of friends, watch it. You will laugh more than ever before.