Stometer
Save your money for something good and enjoyable
Hadrina
The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful
Geraldine
The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.
Candida
It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.
