AniInterview
Sorry, this movie sucks
Mischa Redfern
I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.
Scotty Burke
It is interesting even when nothing much happens, which is for most of its 3-hour running time. Read full review
Coventry
"The Boneyard" appears to be a guilty pleasure of many people around here, but I certainly can't write too many positive things about it. This is just another cheap B-movie put together by a guy who got himself noticed in the early 80's by providing the special effects for some decent films ("House", "Strange Invaders") and therefore assumed he'd be good in directing his very own movie as well. There's a fair amount of gruesome make-up effects to be found in this film, but there's no story and the comedy elements just downright suck. By now, I'm pretty sure you've already heard about the stupid poodle that transforms into a gigantic zombie-monster during the finale? Well, this particular gimmick is why so many horror freaks like the film. The oddly named Miss Poopinplatz (Phyllis Diller) and her dog are the nightly caretakers of a little town mortuary where the horribly decomposing bodies of three children are kept. Police detective Jersey Callum and spiritual medium Alley Cates investigating the case and they're in the mortuary when suddenly the dead youngster rise from the autopsy table and go on a rampage. The kids are creepy and good ol' Phyllis has some cool one-liners, but the majority of the film is lame and disappointing. The "zombies" (supposedly ancient Chinese monster-kids without background) never leave the basement of the mortuary and they don't even kill that many people! James Cummins' directing is uninspired and his script is even worse, as it doesn't have the least bit of continuity. Avoid, unless of course you fancy giant zombified poodles.
stormruston
This movie cracked me up,for ten minuites it seems like a "straight" horror,then wham!!!! really really stupid stuff,like green puke and cool gore.I loved phylis diller in this,its her best role ever.The poodle was very cool too.Do not take this movie seriously,this is for fans of "the living dead" type.
Backlash007
~Spoiler~ The Boneyard is one part good, one part very bad. Two cops solicit the help of a 300 pound psychic to help solve a case involving an Oriental mortician and his curse. That's the beginning of the plot. When our cast of characters enter the morgue (aka "the boneyard") the movie picks up. That's when flesh-eating kids come out of the woodwork and madcap mayhem ensues. I enjoyed it, but I wouldn't go all out and recommend it to anyone. There is one super-atmospheric shot in the hallway during the zombie children's first appearance that immediately sent a chill down my spine. While on the subject, the zombie kids are damn creepy and are sporting some great make-up. They're not your run of the mill walking dead. On the other hand, there are a lot of problems with the film too. Some parts are played too serious, while others are overly comedic and unrealistic. I do, however, love that giant poodle. That and the zombiefied Ms. Poopinplatz reminded me very much of Peter Jackson's Dead Alive. Overall, I'd call the flick a miss. It had potential but the acting is not good and the movie never finds an even tone. It doesn't know if it wants to be a fright-fest or a comedy. The Boneyard is worth a rent just to see the zombies and a wigless Phyllis Diller. Don't expect too much beyond that.
HumanoidOfFlesh
The cover of this one looked very promising,so I decided to give it a try.What a let down!After reading some reviews here I expected truly scary gore-fest."The Boneyard" isn't creepy as hell,it's just boring and silly.Admittedly the make up of three dead children is excellent,but a giant mutant poodle is really pathetic.Not a great deal of gore either.I would recommend this only to the most diehard horror fans.
