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Best movie ever!
Fairaher
The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.
Billie Morin
This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows
Lidia Draper
Great example of an old-fashioned, pure-at-heart escapist event movie that doesn't pretend to be anything that it's not and has boat loads of fun being its own ludicrous self.
Carrie Neal
Suck is a funny, unique, charmingly quirky creation from the incredibly talented Rob Stefaniuk. Character development and plot are quite exception in this semi-musical vampire rock sensitisation, a real piece of film gold. You'll want to buy the soundtrack afterwards, and possibly marry Stefaniuk. American rock band Burning Brides also added excellence to the soundtrack with their single "Flesh and Bone", Dimitri Coats's performance of this was mesmerising as was his character, he was clearly born to play a singing vampire. Malcolm McDowell was a really pleasant addition to an already perfectly combined cast, and added an equal amount of tension and hilarity. If any film is deserving of cult status then this is it; it's like The Might Boosh meets Fright Night with a dash of Rock of Ages. Do yourself a favour and watch this film!
MrGKB
...and, pretty much, "It does," despite its probable best of intentions. Writer/director/co-star, Rob "Phil the Alien" Stefaniuk, has simply bitten off far more than he or his co-star, Jessica "Wicker Park" Paré , are able to chew, let alone digest. Despite the presence of rock'n'roll notables like Alice Cooper (and daughter, Calico), Iggy Pop, Carole (Rough Trade) Pope, Henry Rollins, Moby, Alex Lifeson, and comedian, Dave "The Kids in the Hall" Foley, along with yet another paycheck-grabbing appearance by Malcolm "Cat People" McDowell, this purported rock'n'roll horror comedy is virtually bereft of horror, sadly emasculated vis-a-vis rock'n'roll (most of the music is lame in the extreme), and at best mediocre in terms of comedy. Mr. Stefaniuk is a likable enough whitebread lead, and Ms. Paré shows promise; in fact, I don't particularly fault the acting at all. It's the script & storytelling that fall flat on their face. The album cover homages are mildly amusing, the lampooning of Coppola's "Dracula" is briefly quaint, but the piece in its entirety lacks focus and tension. It feels like loosely linked skits and bits, utterly unsatisfying. Back to the drawing board, Mr. S. Putting a bunch of "names" into your cast does not a movie make.I've actually rated this a point lower than it likely deserves, mostly because it seemingly promised so much and failed to deliver. I'll make special mention of the horrendous casting of the ostensible "bad guy," whose coiffure totally destroys any sense of menace or majesty he is otherwise meant to convey. Late-night boredom viewing only, and preferably as cheaply as possible.
johnranko
This is utter rubbish. Moby, Alice Cooper etc should be ashamed. The story is crap, the director an autistic retard. This is self indulgent, embarrassing, boring, disconnected, pretentious . Lame , gay....... Avoid! Brush your teeth, visit a dairy, crochet, paint the fence, eat ya nannies cake, do anything else.Do not watch this....Even Iggy pop is embarrassing....This rubbish appears to have directed itself in some juvenile random fashion. You cold not teach this garbage in a kindergarten. Even the songs are freaked. The make up is puss, sound design is a contradiction of terms. Canada should be held accountable. This sells your country down the garden path, Our Baz lurmans Australia is actually better. That's saying something!
JoeB131
A film made by a band of washed up rock and roll stars in Canada, what could go wrong? The plot is that a mediocre band of misfits finds themselves with new found fame when their hot female bassist is turned into a vampire and becomes hotter. So they drive around Canada and New York, picking off victims and gaining popularity.You are never quite sure if they are vampires or cannibals, in some parts, but who cares.The movie is supposed to be a comedy, but it just isn't funny, despite cameos by David Foley, Alice Cooper and Moby that try to make it so. Malcolm McDowell plays a vampire hunter while working for booze money.