Stonehenge Apocalypse
Stonehenge Apocalypse
| 12 June 2010 (USA)
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When a group of archaeologists dig up a human skeleton near Stonehenge, an ancient piece of machinery hidden beneath the bedrock is discovered. Not knowing what it could be, the workers accidentally trigger the mechanism and start a chain of events that may very well end the world as we know it

Reviews
Inclubabu Plot so thin, it passes unnoticed.
Greenes Please don't spend money on this.
Btexxamar I like Black Panther, but I didn't like this movie.
TeenzTen An action-packed slog
joihn bailey Now don,t get me wrong I like a good adventure as much as the next person,aliens prophecies,conspiracies etc. so the story line was OK.BUT everything else PUHLEASE!Only 3 actors had English accents,wrong rank insignia,mountains on Salisbury Plain (not the last time I went},a gigantic English primary school built like no others, complete with basket ball hall!,all vehicles left hand drive including a Humvee.Stonehenge obviously computer generated with wrong grass(north American grass is different) and as you say over there,much,much more but I can,t go on.It must have cost a couple of million dollars spoiled by a few cents.Sorry one last thing.A US general turns up, takes charge on British soil,at one of our most precious monuments and a World Heritage Site to boot,I don,t think so.
johannes2000-1 The most amazing thing happened: I sat this movie entirely out and in a weird way I found it (believe it or not!) to some minor degree actually entertaining. How come? Well, definitely not on account of the script, which was terrible. Maybe the premise was kind of original, but that seems easy when someone appears to have said: let's concoct the craziest, most unrealistic and most preposterous sci-fi-story ever! The script does its utmost (and succeeds brilliantly) in making the premise NOT work: not only the basic story-line, but all the goings-on are totally surreal and illogical. An (extra-terrestrial?) device lies dormant for billions of years in or under the Stonehenge-monument to suddenly get activated, not for reasons of its own, but because some crazy scientist has found an ancient artifact key. By applying this key on a newly discovered ancient pyramid in Maine, USA (?!?), it sets-off a series of supersonic beams or waves that connect ancient pyramids all over the world and blows them up and start the count-down for a total destruction of mankind. Why, what kind of aliens or ancient civilizations, when?? We never find out. Why the crazy scientist should want to precipitate the destruction of the earth stays in the dark, apart from some ramblings about "a new dawn for a new mankind". Oh really? on a totally annihilated planet?!? Some big shot from the government is brought in to deal with the matter and he disdainfully whisks away every explanation that the present scientists venture to give. Well, you can hardly blame him, the scientists in residence (two timid and wide-eyed ladies and one guy who in the end turns out to be a double-crossing wimp) are forever exchanging totally incomprehensible scientific mumbo-jumbo while obsessively watching silly wave-graphics on their monitors. Then the army is brought in and the commander in charge decides to nuke the place. Yeah, sure, that must be the safest thing to do: throw an atomic bomb on this totally unprecedented and unpredictable science- baffling device!! It's only through the efforts of our hero, a misunderstood scientist who for some unfathomable reason seems the one person who knows exactly what is going on, that the world is saved. With (equally unfathomable) deduction he knows that there is another artifact key that can stop the whole destruction. Huh?? This key conveniently lies exhibited in some archaeological museum in the US. The poor guy, who had just rushed from the US to Stonehenge, Great-Britain, now has to rush back to the States, to steal the key (surviving a gunfight in the process) and then back again to Great-Britain, all this with supersonic speed within the flick of a few hours time while the count-down ticks away the fate of the earth. With his dying breath he stops the destruction in the utter last second. Apart from what I described just now, nothing else remotely exciting happens. Of course everyone is very busy acting flabbergasted by the strange happenings at Stonehenge, and a count-down clock also gives some sense of urgency, but that's really about it. We don't see any aliens, the people that are killed by the radiation are puffed away to nothingness within a second and the global catastrophes are just hinted-at by way of radio and television news-flashes. The special effects (if I may call them thus) are appallingly simple and cheap-looking. The whole Stonehenge area is CGI and looks faker than fake, and when the colossal monoliths begin to move, plowing through the ground as fast as a sharp knife cuts through a pizza, it's so ludicrous that you really cannot believe anyone taking this seriously. The same with the visuals of the Yucatan-, Bali- and Gizeh-pyramids collapsing and exploding: as if they used postcard-images, put a match to it and filmed the result. So the question remains: why did I enjoy myself anyway? For one part it was the pretty fast pace of the movie, which sort of kept you on your toes. And there was this eerie part of me that was compelled to find out with what crazy ending they would come up. But my enjoyment was mainly due to the acting, which was surprisingly good. Misha Collins, who we all know so well as the imperturbable Castiel in the Supernatural series, plays the misunderstood scientist in a very Castiel kind of way, which is rather subdued and (subtly) tongue-in-cheek, and here this works like charm. Torri Higginson is okay, albeit rather unobtrusive, as the female scientist. But the biggest asset is Peter Wingfield. He has an impressive screen-presence and acts with natural ease and authority, and although he must have thought this whole project as way below (his) par, he delivers a very serious and convincing characterization, and it all the more makes you wonder why he (like Misha Collins) went along with this preposterous movie in the first place.
bluejohnno I can't believe some of the reviews on this.If you are watching this film for anything other than comedy value, what happens when you watch a really good film? Does your head explode?The accents were awful. The acting was worse. the science was shonky. The locations were abysmal. An earlier reviewer stated that they thought they paid attention to the little details. Really? Salisbury Plain in the middle of a forest with mountains in the background. Supposedly British army units in Hummers and some weird hybrid German/Jeep thing. Damn hilarious though!
TheLittleSongbird I was sceptical of seeing this movie as in all honesty while I do watch them out of curiosity to say I am not a fan of Syfy's output is an understatement. But while it was far from perfect, for Syfy it was actually surprisingly entertaining. Stonehenge Apocalypse does have its faults, some of the script is quite poor with one too many logical lapses, and while I was taken with the idea of the story and it starts off well some of the middle is pedestrian in pace and some scenes do drag on a bit with perhaps too much talk. The pace is uneven, with a middle that does drag, and there are some inconsistencies in the direction. However, the effects for a Syfy are not too bad, not award-worthy but I appreciated that they weren't as crude as some other Syfy projects, while the sets and photography are reasonably good. The characters once you warm to the lead character are at least likable, and the acting is pretty decent which is an achievement considering I have known that particular asset especially to be severely lacking in previous adventures with Syfy. The story is intriguing, and starts and ends well, it's the middle that isn't so good. All in all, not great but it could have been worse. 6/10 Bethany Cox