Matialth Good concept, poorly executed.

Matrixiole Simple and well acted, it has tension enough to knot the stomach.

Doomtomylo a film so unique, intoxicating and bizarre that it not only demands another viewing, but is also forgivable as a satirical comedy where the jokes eventually take the back seat.

Guillelmina The film's masterful storytelling did its job. The message was clear. No need to overdo.

adonis98-743-186503 Five high school grads on the cusp of adulthood have their summer of discovery while surfing and house-sitting at Keanu Reeves' elegant beach house. Penny seeks to finally lose her virginity with Johnny. Johnny, in the wake of his father's death, wants to make a choice between art school and surfing. Cousin Camilla wants to be taken seriously. SPF-18 starts a bunch of unknown and bad actors, there's something of a plot i think? the dialogue is horrendous like the one from Alien Covenant (which one sentence is from) and Keanu Reeves? Why? (0/10)

angeltriplett41 I'm pretty sure this movie was written by a 13 year old girl with rich parents who could bank roll the entire thing. The parents must have some horrible dirt on Keanu, Goldie Hawn and Rosanna Arquette in order to get them to be in this huge pile of garbage. The whole thing made me angry and I don't even know who to be most angry at the writers, director or the poor unfortunate souls who had to perform in this train wreck.

Kay Okay Wow, the reviewers sure trashed this. What were they hoping for? It was a light movie. It didn't promise life-changing insight. It made me smile. Maybe I'm the audience: 55-year-old woman. When a movie is so badly trashed I want to give it a 10 to average in a higher number, but I will give it an honest 7.

s4103721 This is by far one of the the greatest achievements in film cringe of all time.I commend particularly the screen writer for their dedication to their job and sever lack of understanding as to what makes decent dialogue. It is simply unfathomable how someone could with such little ability in writing has a job. If this is their first piece of writing please do the world a favour and just stop. Pick a new career.Feel sorry for Keanu, one of the nicest blokes in Hollywood having now tarnished his career with such a film.For the pure entertainment factor and the amount of cringe from the outset this film is simply fantastic. It's too difficult put into words the emotional journey a viewer embarks on when watching. One scene you are laughing so hard at how terrible the writing and plot is to then be simply left awestruck at the lack conviction in the portrayal of characters by the actors. Even they realise this film is a joke and are only in it for a notch on their CV 's.For an avid cringe enthusiast such as oneself highly, highly recommend. If there were ever to be an Academy Award for film cringe this has to be in the hall of fame.Simply the Best.