Pledge This!
Pledge This!
R | 01 December 2006 (USA)
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At popular South Beach University, filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.

Reviews
Evengyny Thanks for the memories!
Neive Bellamy Excellent and certainly provocative... If nothing else, the film is a real conversation starter.
Fatma Suarez The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful
Mathilde the Guild Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.
Danii Disaster Trust me, I would never see this movie on my own initiative. Having seen a couple of Paris Hilton movies before, I can tell you that watching this annoying, ugly, pigeon-faced, arrogant, dumb skank trying to act, is my idea of torture.I got to watch this atrocity when I picked "dare" in a "truth or dare" game. And let me tell you: it *was* torture. I think this has to be one of the worst movies ever made, and I mean it. How dumb can a movie get? Not much dumber than this, I assure you.I think I lost at least 10 points off of my IQ by having to sit through this brain-damaging crap of a film.What can be worse than a dumb movie? A dumb movie that takes itself seriously! Believe it or not, the makers of this sh*tfest are actually trying to convince the viewer that this is a real movie. Not fooling anyone, ofcouse. This is a pathetic *parody* for a movie, starring the dumbest and ugliest bimbo I have ever seen (close second is Jessica Simpson, but at least she isn't ugly, unlike Pigeon Hilton)."A beautiful sorority president"? Are you kidding me? Have they seen her face? And the crackwh*re looks at least 10 years older than her character is supposed to be. And who produced the script for this stinker? Hilton's intellectual equal, it seems.Urgh, awful. Beyond awful. Only brain-dead imbeciles could possibly enjoy something as crappy as this so-called movie.
Pamela Idontknowyou Isn't this just a bad copy of the movie "The house bunny" ? I don't understand why this should be a thing. Well, I don't know what else to say. Because apparently, this review has to have ten lines. But, I really have nothing to say about how Paris Hilton just took a movie that resemble 99.9% to a successful movies with beautiful and hilarious actresses like Anna Faris, Emma stone, Kate Dennings... And more. This is pathetic. Really. This version has to be the 300 $ budget of "The house bunny." Including the actors wage and including costumes, music and decorations. I can understand why it is only 1.8/10. One of the top 100 worst movies of all time. I saw Paris Hilton in another movie once, she was in the horror movie and she died. It was funny. Anyhoo, this is out of subject, that movie should be put down. If I could score it a 0, I totally would. Is this ten lines yet? This is getting out of hands. I don't have ten lines to waste on this movie.
OhMyGreatScott First off let me say that I like Paris Hilton. She's not a horrible actress, but she didn't do too spectacular either. This movie is like a cross between "The House Bunny" and "Revenge of the Nerds". Victoria English (Hilton) is the sorority president of "GAMMA GAMMA" who lets the "campus geeks" (which most of them really don't look that geeky) pledge her sorority because it adds "Diversity" to her group and will get her on the cover of FH magazine as soon as her sorority is chosen she publicly humiliates the pledges and gets rid of them. The rest of the movie is about the geeks getting Victoria back. Ms.Hilton's best performance was still in Repo!, but this is a good time passer with a few good laughs. Not as bad as "Bottom's Up" that was complete trash.
charlytully . . . FULLY CLOTHED!!! Okay, if you play with your remote's "pause" and "zoom" for a while at 59:40, you might be able to quibble a little, but really, who would actually bother? What's there to see, when you really come down to it? And speaking of Paris, how many flicks offer viewers the chance to compare the self-styled Hotel Hottie's acting skills against those of Carmen Electra? (Has Dennis Rodman considered marrying Paris for a few minutes? It could get his name back in the news, if he goes as Half-and-Half, as in half tux, half white train.)When all is said and done, if this movie--PLEDGE THIS!--does not deserve its current infamy as the 25th-lowest rated film of all time, it certainly checks in on National Lampoon's bottom 25. (Oh, wait, it's pretty much the SAME LIST! Silly me!)