Smartorhypo
Highly Overrated But Still Good
Majorthebys
Charming and brutal
Kaelan Mccaffrey
Like the great film, it's made with a great deal of visible affection both in front of and behind the camera.
Ortiz
Excellent and certainly provocative... If nothing else, the film is a real conversation starter.
hippie_on_strike
Seriously, I believe I'm the only person that enjoys this film. I've probably seen it a hundred times since I bought it. I guess people get mad because this movie isn't politically correct, it isn't intelligent, and it isn't sexy, but it's an awesome way to spend less than 90 minutes. Low budget comedies are usually very unfunny and don't even try. This one makes more than just an effort. The comedy isn't exactly laugh out loud, but I'd rather giggle all the way through a movie (like I did with this) rather than have one good laugh and be bored for the remainder of the film. The acting is okay, not great, but tolerable. The plot is pretty much just as you could imagine from the title. It's silly, trashy, and rewatchable. Try it and see.
Enchorde
Recap: Tiffany, a perky (which she won't admit) editor at the magazine Merle has an idea to bring the top five supermodels to an exclusive and remote island for a spectacular photo shoot.But when the eccentric and quite annoying supermodels are brought together everything starts to fall apart. First it seems normal, models not eating, not talking to anyone, and putting up ridiculous demands. But when they start to die it really quickly develops to a disaster.Comments: I must admit. The title intrigued me. Sure, I could guess that this was a bad movie. But I had to verify that, it could have been one of those rare gems. But the verdict is clear, bad and boring. About at the same time the photo shoot in the movie starts to fall apart, so does the movie. And it never recovers. Actually, there were some moments where it was a little funny. Had they taken the movie in a new direction from one of those moments, it might have been saved. Instead it got worse, all the time.The plot was as shallow as a stereotype supermodel and not much extra effort was put in any other areas. Not too much to tell about the acting because the script was really bad. For example, how you turn dying by farting into something other than total failure I can't imagine. If you can pull that off you deserve an Oscar, and deserve not to be in this movie. How you can put that in your script and believe that your movie is any good is beyond me.A good idea that turned out really, really bad.3/10
RaphaelCollin
This film was soooo slow, the jokes were soooo stupid, the gay impersonation was soooo old, the "plot" or "story" was soooo boring, and the supermodels showed virtually no skin. The first murder is completely unbelievable - the murderer hops magically over his victim - and sets the tone for the rest of the film. As I watched this, I couldn't believe how joke after joke, incident after incident, everything was utterly tninteresting. And the world's longest unfunny fart scene. Since viewer comments on Amazon had induced me to buy this (but even used at $8 this is terribly overpriced), I needed to warn people: no comedy, no mystery, no skin, watching the film is like watching soccer: a chore. (OK, it has Eva Derrek showing underwhelming T&A at the very start of the film, but don't get your hopes up - that's it. It even screws up the eye candy by giving each model an unpleasant visual tic, like thick bushy armpit hair!)OK, I guess it has competent camera-work. I can't believe anyone could have enjoyed this!
TraciDagg
I saw this movie last night, my boyfriend thought it would be a fun romp to watch... he was wrong. What I though was funny was the lack of comedic timing, and how long you can keep the bad jokes going... My oh my they just would not let the "jokes" die... I feel for the others that had to endure this... More than than that, I pity the cast and crew... they had to endure this up close and personal.I hate to think that the good reviews came only from the minions of the distributors, but after watching this.. what else can I believe. The locations seem beautiful, but we see so little of it, almost as though the director never heard of a wide shot.Death to the Supermodels is by far the most idiotic, humorless, and unfunny movie I've endured.