Day of the Warrior
Day of the Warrior
R | 14 February 1996 (USA)
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The Legion to Ensure Total Harmony and Law (L.E.T.H.A.L.), is tracking a criminal mastermind known only as The Warrior. While investigating his combination diamond smuggling/art theft/porn production industry, the agents discover that he has cracked their secret database and has stolen the files on all of their agents. With the help of their martial arts intructor Fu, agents Tiger, Willow and Cobra take on the case while also taking every opportunity to remove their bikini tops.

Reviews
Hellen I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much
WillSushyMedia This movie was so-so. It had it's moments, but wasn't the greatest.
Livestonth I am only giving this movie a 1 for the great cast, though I can't imagine what any of them were thinking. This movie was horrible
Aneesa Wardle The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.
BA_Harrison Julie Strain returns for her fourth Sidaris flick, this time playing one of the goodies, government agency boss Willow Black, who must try to prevent her undercover pals from being bumped off after a computer hacker known as Hard Drive reveals their true identities to ruthless, musclebound, ex-wrestler crime boss The Warrior (Marcus Bagwell). Among those whose lives are in mortal danger: top heavy blonde Cobra (Julie K. Smith), working undercover as a pole dancer; macho hunk Doc (Kevin Light) who has infiltrated The Warrior's smuggling gang, run by Manuel (Sidaris regular Rodrigo Obregón, sporting mutton chops); Shark and Scorpion (Darren Wise and Tammy Parks), who are posing as porn stars, making skin flicks for The Warrior's adult movie business; and a Chinese Las Vegas Elvis impersonator called....you guessed it.... Elvis Fu (Gerald Okamura)!I can hardly believe I'm typing this, but I'm actually glad that Andy Sidaris decided to return to directing for Day Of The Warrior, the penultimate film in my 'Girls, Guns and G-Strings' box set: he's no Spielberg, but at least he's a better film-maker than his son Drew, whose attempts at emulating his father's formula resulted in two of the dullest films of the whole series. For his return to the world of sex-mad government agents and power-mad criminals, Andy really ramps up the camp, delivering a cheesier, more tongue-in-cheek movie than ever before; silly it most certainly is, but it's also lots of fun. There's bumbling assassins, big explosions, diabolical dialogue ("Delicious. Bring me more!"), fast cars, even faster women, big guns, tiny outfits, soft-core sex, a nifty theme song for Cobra ("She's a lethal lady, yeah she's the Cobra!"), owl death, and a plot that gets more and more daft as matters progress, culminating in a ridiculous wrestling match between The Warrior and Willow & Fu; the only thing that's missing is some gratuitous remote control model action, but I can live without that.6.5 out of 10, rounded up to 7 for all the gloriously trashy hooker gear that Sidaris makes his 'actresses' wear.
blimplunch I caught this movie on TV one night after returning from a night of drinking and I can honestly say I've never seen a movie as bad as this one. I laughed for about 2 straight hours, and for all of the wrong reasons. This movie is a 12-year-old's dream come true. Terrible acting by mullet-ed American heroes who know karate and attractive females who do absolutely nothing but stand around and look pretty. If you're going to watch mindless action films, at least have the decency to rent Commando or Bloodsport. This movie makes me long for the days of Mystery Science Theater 3000. This movie is just plain bad.One of the highlights of the film was the appearance of Buff Bagwell. It had been an awful long time since I'd even heard of him. His performance, as well as those of the two bumbling henchmen, will assuredly go down in the history of cinema as being the worst ever recorded. How these films got financed is beyond me, even though it quite honestly looks like it could have been made in someone's backyard on the weekends.To sum it up, if you're looking for an awful movie that is on the very fringes of being a guilty pleasure, bordering on masochism, then this is the film for you.
rainynights32514 That's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back again. There are far too many men and especially beautiful woman in Hollywood that CAN act, to have wasted good film on this group of characters, and the awful plot, action sequences, and directing. It must have been cast by a hormone raging teen, and directed by ten year old. At first I thought it was done in the early eighties, and was flabbergasted to learn it was 1996. This was nothing more than a complete waste of time. If all you want is to watch busty but somewhat attractive women then this is it. But if you want to watch a movie, this isn't the place to start. It was nothing more than an r rated pornographic attempt at making a regular movie, and it failed.
kidvid808 This is a great movie if you love T&A. The L.E.T.H.A.L. ladies have out done themselves. The action isn't the greatest, but who cares? Pay special attention to the beautiful Shae Marks in her role as Tiger. She is three of the best things on screen
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