Laikals The greatest movie ever made..!

Exoticalot People are voting emotionally.

Tyreece Hulme One of the best movies of the year! Incredible from the beginning to the end.

Staci Frederick Blistering performances.

Lee Eisenberg I recently saw Ang Lee's movies "The Wedding Banquet" and "Eat Drink Man Woman". If one sees these movies - both of them outstanding pieces of work - one might assume that only these sorts of movies come from Taiwan.Well, it's time to burst that bubble, because you've never seen anything like Pearl Chang's "Lang nu bai mo" (alternately called "Wolf Devil Woman" and "Wolfen Devil" in English). This has to be one of the single wackiest things ever scripted and filmed. The plot centers on a wolf-raised woman whose parents an evil lord murdered, so she's out for vengeance, but it's an excuse to show off some of the zaniest moves. And the dubbing? It makes the bad guy sound like Yosemite Sam!Basically, this is some of the most fun that you'll ever have watching a movie. I have no doubt that they had a lot of fun filming it. A great time.

HumanoidOfFlesh The evil-worshiping red devil slaughters the parents of a young girl who is rescued from sure death by snow wolves.They raise her and over the course of twenty years teach her the wolfen ninja skill.She hopes to get her revenge on the "Red Devil".This crazy exploitation flick is easily one of the weirdest HK horror/martial-arts flicks I have ever seen.There are crimson clad ninjas,kungfu gorillas,voodoo dolls,zombies and hopping vampires among the ocean of trashy entertainment.Completely off the wall cult flick with enough gore and cheesy martial arts to satisfy even the most demanding fan of cinema bizarro.Bunny lovers beware!Cute bunnies are butchered in "Wolfen Ninja".Give this oddity a look.7 wolfen ninjas out of 10.

rottingcarrot Wolven ninja is an amateur poorly made childish lame silly little film about some guy and his mentally impaired sidekick who are on a quest to find a white plant in the mountains so they can defeat some guy who wears a sparkling silver kkk uniform with a bright red skull and crossbones on the hat. The hero and side kick get attacked by wolves aka German Shepard at one point and there's this girl (the hero of the film) who was raised by the German Shepard. Anyway this girl chases a rabbit at one point and she wears this dead German shepard pelt on her pack with the actual head of the German shepard still attached to the rest of the pelt. Are we to believe that she killed one of the German Shepard that raised her and wears it as a warning to the other German Shepard not to mess around with her? This question and countless others must be quickly abandoned if you want to keep on top of this mangled storyline.German shepard girl bites the male hero's hand and it draws blood but he stays perfectly calm and then he snaps her spine out of place to make her more tame. he then teaches her how to speak English about 5 seconds later she speaks fluent English! It turns out German shepard girl ate the flower hero guy and bumbling mentally impaired sidekick searched so hard for so they return home to the oppression of the LSD taking head of the Asian KKK and a whole bunch of random stuff happens.The costumes and vomit inducing electronic sound effects are so bad I had a flashback of the time I watched Turkish star wars. Its nearly that cheap! There is some god awful wirework for the sub par but violent fight scenes too.the editing is all over the place. One scene starts with our female hero being thrown in a well by furious villagers. The mentally impaired sidekick goes to help her and then the scene cuts to a scene with the girl and side kick washed up of the shore of a river in the wilderness where gandolf HK edition revives them, instantly cut to ninjas on horseback fighting our heroes, instantly cut to ninjas fighting our heroes at a castle, instantly cut to desert where our heroes are attacked by sand ninjas, instantly cut to Asian kkk cavernous hideout.Around this point I fell asleep but by the power of the golden ninja warrior i dared to press play on my VCR the next day to complete the wasting of the full 90 minutes or so of my life.*spoiler* the conclusion has the Asian kkk defeated. That's all i can remember happening except for how abruptly the film ends. German shepard girl is injured and looks like she might die but we never find out because mid scene the movie abruptly ends.*end spoiler* I recommend this only to hardcore bad film tolerators/apologists. It did make me laugh but there are many worse/better/more laughably awful and pathetic ninja films around.

MooCowMo It has been many, many moons since the MooCow laid his astounded eyes upon the opus known as "Wolfen Ninja", but it is an experience not likely to be forgotten. :=8)Like many of us who grew up in the 60's and 70's, I can remember seeing this amazing film during one of the many Kung Fu Double Features that played on our local tv station(before cable was all the rage) - Channel 48, out of Moo Jersey, I believe. This one had a girl who was abandoned at birth, only to be brought up by a pack of dogs/wolves, who developes her own "special" brand of kung fu. She barked, lapped up water, dressed in furs, and (god as my witness) had a stuffed dog tied around her head, no doubt to remind us of her wolven-cownection. I distinctly remember laughing uproariously throughout the entire film. I would be one happy MooCow if I cud only get my hooves on a copy. It is probably udder some secondary title, but it has proven harder to find than the Holy Grail. Suffice to say, anyone who loves silly kung fu moovies, or stinkers in general, need to see this flick. It's right up there with "Drunken Wu Tang", "Flying Guiletine", and "For Your Height Only".