Colibel
Terrible acting, screenplay and direction.
Dynamixor
The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.
Fairaher
The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.
Geraldine
The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.