The Wicker Man
The Wicker Man
PG-13 | 01 September 2006 (USA)
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A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community.

Reviews
Laikals The greatest movie ever made..!
Lumsdal Good , But It Is Overrated By Some
Invaderbank The film creates a perfect balance between action and depth of basic needs, in the midst of an infertile atmosphere.
Yash Wade Close shines in drama with strong language, adult themes.
VAndolini After seeing the original with Christopher Lee, never in my wildest nightmares did I think such a remake could even make it out of the editing room. This is not just bad, it is murder of the first degree of a wonderful earlier version. Sure the story is fanciful, but the original at least MOVED, the actors had PRESENCE, the ending was shocking not hysterical. How the mighty Cage has fallen. I really do love Cage as an actor - I think he is talented. But what in the name of all that is holy is responsible for his bumbling, shrieking, over acting, drooling performance here? Did he owe Lucifer something? This is BAD. REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD. So bad I almost died laughing at the absurdity of the the trainwreck on the screen. Good God Nicolas, come on!!! Take some time off and remember the days where your talent actually won you a well deserved Oscar. Please do not EVER utter these phrases on screen: "How did it get burned? How did it get burneddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd?" and the immortal "Not he beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!" Finally, what the hell is Ellen Burstyn doing in this, one of the finest actresses of all time? Did she kill scads of bees and had to atone for it by appearing in this mess?
Ilikehorrormovies I have to admit this movie so bad that it's good. I wish I gave it a 10 but I have to keep it real though. I think this movie is a shot for shot remake but the difference is that it's a women colt I think. The script is lazy, the writing is weak, the story is poorly told, and the acting is SOOOOOOOOO funny! Is it the worse remake of all time? No. Did they tried their best? Yes they did. This is my review on The Wicker Man (2006), one more thing. OH NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!!! AGHHHHHH!!! ALL OVER MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! AGHHHH!!! AGHHHH!!!
guylyons Dreadful..... Nicholas should put in a " Cage forever " and made to look at the original, as a punishment. Incredible that this film was ever made, and somehow it got released.Yes check out the British 1973 classic yourself,it is well worth the effort.A true horror film for genuine fans.
gracestraight After hearing of the "shocking" ending through the internet, I decided to watch this movie. It was the greatest decision I made today. If you've heard about this movie prior to watching it, then you know it's terrible.Reasons to watch this film if you are on the fence:Nic Cage walks around the woods for hours. Nic Cage's police-douche friend has a picture of a gun on his computer monitor. Violent flashbacks/dreams involving little girls. Car crashes. Bratty little girls throwing dolls out of moving vehicles, requiring police officer Cage to lean on his motorcycle to pick up the doll in the road. Moody boat rides. "...Mr. Grant here and his twin brother Ulysses." Empty planes. Bike rides through the forest. Nic Cage punching several women. Nic Cage punching a woman to steal her bear costume. Paternity. A funnel used specifically to dump bees into a wire helmet.