FeistyUpper
If you don't like this, we can't be friends.
FuzzyTagz
If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.
CrawlerChunky
In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.
Derrick Gibbons
An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.