TrueJoshNight Truly Dreadful Film

Seraherrera The movie is wonderful and true, an act of love in all its contradictions and complexity

Lachlan Coulson This is a gorgeous movie made by a gorgeous spirit.

Dana An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.

leplatypus I was really motivated to discover the mainstream Hindi movies featuring Sunny because beyond her beautiful charm, she has a really cool, open, light and smiling attitude! The 1st thing I notice is that my country is closed to (discriminates?) this civilization: Indian has 4 more population than US; produces 2 time more movies than US and in France, we screen only US movies and 0 Hindi! The famous invisible hand of the market has racial prejudices ???The 2nd thing I discover is that India seems to be a really conservative country: while in the west, this movie would appeal to teens, over there, it is labeled a adult movie.. Did Sunny get back to her past occupation then? No way: everyone is clothed here but talking about sex and desire seems to be a provocation… In addition, every time an animal (donkey, horse) appears, the audience is warned that no harm was done… very refreshing for a liberal westerner… The 3rd thing I keep is that once again, it's a movie about twins who are physically very different… Sunny has not the talent of Noomi for sure but she equals Laurel & Hardy… This said, the movie is quite funny: the production should appeal to Mickael Youn fans because there is the same joy to talk and act bad just for fun… The locations are quite beautiful and exotic and the cultural touch with the very colored clothes, way of life, decoration helps the movie… The characters are quite stereotypical but that's because they are easy to follow that the silly things can happen… Sure the movie is a bit too long, some scenes are quite useless but at the end, I had a good time… And what about Sunny? Honestly, her dance and musical moments are similar to what she did before (a lot of tease) but with clothes on now… In the talking moments and with her partners, she is OK because as I wrote earlier she knows how to be engaging

bittercurd I just couldn't believe, Mr. Pritish Nandy (Padma Shri) such an scholar is the producer of this film. I have nothing to say for the viewers but I surely would like to say to the director of the film Mr. Milap Milan Zaveri, MAN ! I'm really worried about you ! please start going to the gym and visit psychologist regularly, and if you are really serious about your film directing profession then start going to the film school too. Cheers!

faisalfaves Movies like this are the fact that actor and actress play role like these played in this movie, they just want money, fame and nothing.These kind of movies are the shame for Film industry. Why they don't accept this fact that people don't want these types of movies. And still people respect the type of actor/actresses play role in movies like this. It's a shame for the whole Indian cinema that these types of movies get license very easily.I know that we are living in the society where everybody everyone has their full rights to live their own life their own way, but this type of movies effect other people lives, their children lifestyle and more. Please it's a request to the people that you should also care for other people rights.

Jasrick Johal India needs serious help when it comes to making sex comedies, in a country that churns out thousands of films a year (the most films any country in the world makes)I literally can count on my fingers how many decent Indian sex comedies I have seen, and frankly speaking that's hugely disappointing. Last week I saw the very below average sex comedy Kya Kool Hain Hum 3, the same makers pretty much (the same dialogue writers, and script writers) are back this week with Mastizaade. When it comes to sex comedies Milap Zaveri is a pro of sorts, he has written the highly enjoyable Masti series and Kya Kool series (except the the third one) so I went in with some decent expectations while entering the cinema hall to watch Mastizaade, because Zaveri is not only the story writer here,he is also directing the film( his second film, the first was the flop Jaane Kahan Se Aayi). Milap churns out hits as a writer, films like Main Tera Hero, Grand Masti, etc have been written by him, but sadly he delivers a very below average film with Mastizaade. Rather than making a novel hilarious sex comedy, Mastizaade is follows the same path as Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 path of having cheap, cringe worthy double meaning dialogues and thats it.The film has almost no story, and the film relies on one liners, and some skin show. The films only upside is that it's better than last weeks Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 in production values,and that actors ham there way through,like professionals in the film unlike the former film. Honestly I would be lying if I said said I didn't chuckle a bit here and there but more on that later.Story wise sex addicts Sunny Kele and Aditya Chotia cannot get 'enough of it'. When the two of them fall for identical twins, Lily and Laila Lele, their lives become an adventure.Acting wise Tushaar is decent and hams well. Vir Das is the better of the two, and shows a lot of spunk. Sunny Leone is in the film to provide a skin show, and she looked extremely sexy throughout the film. Shaad Randhawa was funny, a veteran like Asrani was wasted, and should be have never done this film. Ritesh Deshmukh in a cameo was wasted.Suresh Menon needs to retire from acting he was that bad.Mastizaade is a film made on cheap, cringe inducing one liners and double meaning dialogues. At one point in the film while making a ad film,the films main leads kept on telling the buyers that they will play with there balls, and make sure there balls our in the right hands, like come on seriously, how old are the makers. At a another moment a girls breasts are so large that they stop a lift door, and here name is Titly. I mean jokes like these would make a teen thats 13-14 laugh perhaps,and sadly with A certificate only people 18 or older can watch the film in India aka 18+ viewers have a sex life,so jokes like these just won't cut it. Anyways we get jokes like these filled in Whatsapp messages today so Mastizaade loses any novelty if any. This film is not a patch on the 100 cr grosser Grand Masti . And with a film like Mastizaade I don't even even really except much of a story because the genre doesn't really warrant one, it's just the jokes are so over the top and plain silly. Like it's literally a leave your brains at home film. It's outlandish at times. I am no pseudo intellectual critic, but don't assume I have no brains Mastizaade. However the film isn't all that bad I guess, especially when one looks at the technical aspects of the film. It's shot nicely in Thailand in the 2nd half, the music is humble with rom rom romantic, and hor nach being called chartbusters. The films biggest ace however is Sunny Leone, who can't act if her life depended on it, but in a double role seeing her in a Bikini twice in the same frame is a sight for sore eyes. But honestly she is a porn star do we need to see her in this film to enjoy her beauty if you get my drift. Jokes aside the 2nd half does have a couple of enjoyable laughter moments that help the film from being a complete disaster.Over while Mastizaade is a huge disappointment,but if your in the mood to watch a naughty film this weekend watch Mastizaade rather than Kya Kool Hain Hum 3, actually you know what I'll better that, just stay at home and watch a Sunny Leone porno because that's only reason you wanted to watch Mastizaade in the first place no? Not a recommended watch at all.2/5* or 4/10