Crazy Bitches
Crazy Bitches
| 26 June 2014 (USA)
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7 girls and 1 fab gay guy plan a getaway to a remote ranch for a week of gossip and grub. They start off where they always do, old rivalries in place, extreme vanity covering great insecurities, but with a true love for each other underneath the bickering, sniping and sassing. A number of drinks into night one and a dark secret is revealed. The house they rented is the site of a mass murder of teenage girls 15 years earlier. Blood still stains the floors under replacement carpets. The killer still runs free. The girls take it for what it seems - a fun story for a rainy night by a roaring fire. But after one of them disappears and is discovered dead, the story doesn't seem so fun anymore. 1 by 1, they die, killed by their own vanity. The fun-filled week turns into a race against death. Who will make it out alive?

Reviews
Freaktana A Major Disappointment
Humbersi The first must-see film of the year.
Orla Zuniga It is interesting even when nothing much happens, which is for most of its 3-hour running time. Read full review
Lachlan Coulson This is a gorgeous movie made by a gorgeous spirit.
birdstrikes It's not hard to see that the highly rated reviews posted here are plants from those involved with the movie.A closer look at the profiles of those that give the highly rated reviews clearly shows that the profiles were created to review this movie (likely created around the time of the completion of filming but months before the film's distribution). When reviewers have only been in existence for less than a year prior to the movie release and give it 9 or 10 stars, with that movie being the only movie they review (granted, several reviewed another movie as well - though the identical other movie - wow... what a sheer coincidence!), the numbers are inflated to reflect those higher numbers.Don't believe them. This movie is pure dreck and the acting, directing, and script are beyond laughable. Stay away from this one with a ten-foot pole (or longer if you can find one!) You've been warned.
mcraea8 Anyone who thinks this is the ordinary cabin in the woods scary movie will be only one percent correct. There were twists, turns, and I could not predict at any point in this movie by filmmaker Jane Clark, what would happen next. It is very unassuming at first, but if you choose to be presumptuous, you will be wrong, and then taken aback by this horror- comedy as well. I am a lover of all things horror for many years. I can honestly say I learned early on that Crazy Bitches was not of the ordinary. The story line was such that I was afraid for the characters that truly held their own. Cathy DeBuono is always a joy to watch as well Mary Jane Wells. Samantha Colburn, and John W. McLaughlin, what a character. I would guarantee to all my horror loving family and friends hands down.
leaperlou Okay, now I fully believe that most reviews are from idiots or people that need to promote the movie. Who are these people giving this movie 5 stars?? This movie has not substance, pure drivel. Right from the beginning you can sense the quality and it carries on through out the whole movie. Not sure who would find this movie enjoyable but unless you have time to waste feel free to watch. Okay now I need more words to describe this move when I think I have already said too much....... ..... ....... ......... .......... ......... ......... ...... ...... .......... ............. ......... ...... ........ ...... ........... ........ ....... ....... .......
Michelle Rolph Had high hopes for this movie & I wasn't let down. The character development sets it apart from everything else in its genre. You were given an insight into these vain people you really wanted to dislike but were unable because you'd been shown their soft vulnerabilities. However I still cheered when their demise happened, so is the fun of this well scripted movie. The cast are stellar & definitely well cast, & the set location is to die for (pun intended). As is becoming the norm in Jane Clark movies, the soundtrack is superb. Honestly a great movie to scream & laugh at the same time. If you get the chance see it outdoors on a moonless night!!