Linbeymusol Wonderful character development!

AboveDeepBuggy Some things I liked some I did not.

CommentsXp Best movie ever!

Glucedee It's hard to see any effort in the film. There's no comedy to speak of, no real drama and, worst of all.

verbusen I'm guessing that all the other reviewers (7) watched this as an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 like I have. I also see that most people voting hate that the (7) reviewers disliked the film so all the reviews have negative votes. So I'm going to go middle of the road and give this a 6. I actually could have enjoyed this enough in a non riffed straight viewing (which will never happen now that I've seen it already). Folks tend to go very low with the voting on anything that has been riffed by MST3K and 95% of the time they are right, the films are terrible. However there are SOME exceptions. "This Island Earth" was a GOOD sci fi film that MST3K riffed as their only theater film, it was edited down heavily (about 1/3 cut) to aid in the riffing which is not being very fair to the 1950's film, another GOOD sci film was Marooned, which the cast of MST3K got a lot of heat over using. Both of these films are in the 5's now on IMDb probably because a lot of votes are coming from people who only watched the MST3K version first. Their loss because both were good films to see in their original content and if were never riffed would probably be high 6.5 to 7.5 range on IMDb. So back to Code Name: Diamond Head. I watched this (MST3K version) a few years ago and was not impressed, it seemed slow to me, I think I stopped watching it without being 1/3 way through. I just watched it again today and I was entertained. I also noted all the actors who were actually in a lot of films. The first one was the Asian woman France Nuyen. I Immediately recognized her as the ultra hot Asian goddess in Star Trek in 1968, a strong reason why I'm infatuated with Asian women today because I watched that episode so many times as a kid in reruns after school. She was smoking hot in 1968. I even looked up her bio and she was in a film called just Diamond Head with Charlton Heston and played his lover, pretty impressive and I'm surprised the MST3K crew didn't give her any props for those two pop culture references. Here she is 38 and definitely not a hottie. Maybe thats why this series was never picked up, it's too close to reality. I know a lot of the film is far fetched but the locations they picked ARE actually in Honululu, I know because that's were I would be when on shore leave. They are the gritty parts of Hawaii though and there are not many glamor shots as say a Hawaii Five O would show. Perhaps thats why they chose France Nuyen, she is a middle aged Asian woman and plausible as a large night club owner? But lets face it, if you are watching spy in Hawaii shows on TV you don't really want that kind of reality do you? The other actors I recognized immediately were Ian Mcshane, Eric Braeden, and Don Knight (and of course Zulu, who got too big for his britches and was dropped from H5O after the first four seasons, and in 99 Hawaii Five O epsiodes). Don Knight was in SIX Hawaii Five O episodes and usually plays a great bad guy, here he is a scruffy charter boat owner in a bit part. Eric Braedon has a running joke in the MST3K version with them saying who is that guy, but I knew him right away because he was in the great sci fi thriller "Colossus: The Forbin Project" as the lead, and also as the German Officer constantly after The Rat Patrol. MST3K eventually grants him the Rat Patrol credit and THREE Hawaii Five O episodes, but the guy is a very successful actor (also years as a lead in the Soap Opera The Yound and the Restless) and that joke was stale over and over. Ian Mcshane is also pretty well know and they keep using his Lovejoy role as a joke, since I never watched that show it wasn't that funny to me. Another flop in the riffing to me was they tried really really hard to equate this as a really cheesy 70's TV show from QM complete with the soundtrack, but the times they keep doing the soundtrack noises the actual film is not using it, they used that joke going on through a third of the show, lame. The lead actor I did not recognize but he's been in a lot of shows, I only recognized him when I went to his bio page and saw a 1963 pic of him from General Hospital and realized immediately that he was in an episode MST3K had riffed early in it's existence with Joel. He was also in The Invaders as the lead actor, I'm surprised that wasn't referenced at all since it's a cult favorite sci fi TV show.Bottom line, I don't think this was a great choice to get riffed by MST3K. There are too many decent actors in this and it was not nearly cheesy enough with 70's references to make the riffs all that funny. Why didn't it get picked up for a series? It was too serious and in gritty reality based on a concept that requires over the top fantasy (Hawaii Spy Show in the 1970's). I give the straight film version a 6 of 10 for a TV pilot, and I give it a 5 of 10 as an MST3K episode. BTW, there is a Coast Guard joke in this toward the very end that would have made me spit out my drink because it was so radical and funny, so watch out for that if you are drinking in front of your laptop!

bensonmum2 It doesn't take long to see why Code Name: Diamond Head didn't make it onto the network schedules. The TV pilot movie doesn't get past the credits before it's obvious just how bad it's going to be. Maybe I missed something, because the plot didn't make a whole lot of sense. Based on what I got out of the muddled mess, a terrorist or thief or something named "Tree" (Ian McShane) goes to Hawaii to steal something to do with a secret weapon. The world's dullest secret agent, Johnny Paul (Roy Thinnes), is out to stop him. There might have been more, but trust me – it really doesn't matter anyway.Action movies should have action. Suspenseful moments should have suspense. And dramatic moments should have drama. There's none of that in Code Name: Diamond Head. I've seen others use the word "turgid" to describe this made for TV snoozer – and it's better than any one word description I can come up with. None of the characters is in the least bit exciting or worth caring about. And Roy Thinnes makes for the worst leads imaginable. His charisma is just slightly north of a slug. Ian McShane is easily the best thing the movie has going for it, but unfortunately for everyone else involved, it doesn't appear he was going to be back as a regular cast member. Now if McShane had been cast in the series lead, well then you might have had something.I'm quickly discovering that these Gawd awful 70s made-for-TV movies make great Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes. And that goes double if Quinn Martin was involved. Very funny stuff from Mike and the Bots. So while I may only give the movie a 3/10, I rate Episode #608 a 4/5 on my MST3K rating scale.

Dextrousleftie Ahh, the dull t.v. shows and pilots that were slammed together in the 70's to make equally dull t.v. movies! Some examples would be Riding With Death(the most hysterically cheesy of the lot), Stranded in Space(confusing and uninteresting), San Francisco International(horribly dull and unbelievably confusing), and this turgid bit of Quinn Martin glamor. Shot in Hawaii(although you wouldn't know it from the outside shots), it's apparently a failed pilot for a lame spy show. The real problem is that you don;'t like most of the characters, including the drab main character Diamond Head, who seemed half asleep for the entire movie; his boss 'Aunt Mary', who had a really weird delivery of his lines and shellacked white hair as well as the a tan that looked like it had been stuccoed on; Diamnd Head's girlfriend/fellow agent(hell, I can't even remember her name) a skinny, wooden woman with a flat way of speaking that is just not sexy or interesting; and the singing sidekick Zulu(again, i can't remember his character's name)who wasn't bad in small doses. The most interesting person in the whole production was Ian McShane, who sucked as a bad guy but still proved his acting chops. Alothugh the make-up jobs this so-called 'chameleon' used to disguise himself were just laughable. I have absolutely no idea what he was doing or what he was trying to steal from the lab that caused him to dress as a South American Dictator cum American General. Nor do I care. The plot simply wasn't interesting enough to hold your attention for even ten minutes at a time, let alone the hour and a half or so it goes on. Just call this one - Hawaii Five No!

quamp This series would have been a lot better if they had just done one simple thing: Made Ian McShane Code Name: Diamond Head instead of Code Name: Tree. Diamond Head the character needs someone who could handle the role of the lovable rogue, which McShane proved he could do with the Lovejoy series. Roy Thinnes, the actual Diamond Head, is really only so-so in the role. McShane is not really that good as the bad guy Tree. France Nuyen's character, Tso-Tsing, can't seem to make up her mind as to whether she's the hapless victim or the tough-and-ready-to-fight woman. She really earned her pay at the end when she had to play the role of Diamond Head's lover. After viewing an episode or two, I ended up not caring what happened to anyone. Tree gives us a lot to hate him, but Diamond Head gives us nothing to like him. Unfortunately, the spy genre in the 1970s was not quite as it was in the 1960's.