Chrome Angels
Chrome Angels
| 06 June 2009 (USA)
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Welcome to Elliotsville. It’s like your typical American small town, except the residents are kinda robots. Okay, they’re not so much kinda, they’re pretty much robots. So what happens when you take that set-up and add a gang of sexy female bikers (cause if they were fat and ugly, it just wouldn’t be any fun) and some gun-toting redneck types (I know what you’re thinking: what, there are other types of rednecks?) into the mix?

Reviews
Lovesusti The Worst Film Ever
Infamousta brilliant actors, brilliant editing
Catangro After playing with our expectations, this turns out to be a very different sort of film.
Staci Frederick Blistering performances.
wdllofzepia Yes it is a B movie. Yes it is 100% absurd. Yes you need to turn off all mind/logic to enjoy it. But, if you can do that, you are in for a ride. There are times when it is amazing and others when it is laughable. In all, if you are watching this late at night, not having anything else to do, you can have a good time. I'm not going into story line details much, but it has to do with a gang of female bikers and how they end up in a scheme out of a sci-fi movie. (heh)Technically 7 of 10 (my score for this) is not accurate, my score is more of the fun I had watching this, not any technical or other aspects of this movie.
Gordon Cheatham (cheathamg) You know that some films don't make much sense overall, and some hold together pretty well but fall apart at the end, well, this one doesn't make sense on a minute-to-minute basis. The direction is choppy and uneven. The actors can be divided up into those who are incompetent amateurs and those who are competent but unwilling to put any effort into this turkey. The screenwriters occasionally attempted to be clever, with references to other, better SF films, etc., but for the most part their attempts fell flat. Granted, the look of the film was professional and glossy, but it was slapped together in such a haphazard fashion that it only points up what a missed opportunity this was. The basic idea of beauteous babes on motorcycles battling killer androids directed by a evil genius held a lot of promise. It could have been very cool. If they had done interesting camera angles, if they had not interrupted the story with stupid flashbacks, if they had kept the story simple and logical scene by scene, if the characters had been a little more sympathetic, if, if, if a lot of things might have worked together better to make a film worth watching, which this one was not.
vincentobrien-38-131887 This is one of those comedy bad movies where you'll have a great laugh if you watch it with some mates but if you sit down yourself and watch it you'll just find it being switched off about 20 mins in and never touched again.The Plot has more holes in it than actual plot, you'll find yourself saying "whaaaaaattttt?" ever 5-10 mins without fail at each new portion of plot that's introduced and the mix of high and low quality as it switches from semi decent gun fight scene to a robot that looks like a mannequin from a cloths shop or the giant mech which is animated in cgi that would look poor in a ps1 game.This really is a great laugh to sit down with some mates and laugh at just how terrible it is, but outside of that this movie serves no purpose.Oh btw, if you do find yourself watching this movie keep an eye out for the scene when they're in the robot town supermarket at how they go past a guy pushing a trolley then a few aisles later one of the characters walks past the same extra with a different shirt on and glass's on his collar, now holding a basket who is visibly laughing himself as he walks by, they honestly couldn't even convince an out of work extra to be in this movie it's that bad.
nonstudying Not happy with this one. It is one of very few movies that I have ever just quit watching and not felt like I missed anything, even with half of the movie remaining. The shame is that I've actually liked Dash in other movies that I've seen her in. The image quality was surprisingly high, but the plot and dialog were lacking. I felt no interest in the welfare of the characters while the dialog and plot were cliché-filled and the accents were completely off. I struggled to actually watch the half of the movie that I did watch. Even though I hate to be this down on things, I just felt the other review was misleading enough that there needed to be some balance. To sum it up, it's just not worth the time.