Merolliv I really wanted to like this movie. I feel terribly cynical trashing it, and that's why I'm giving it a middling 5. Actually, I'm giving it a 5 because there were some superb performances.

Teddie Blake The movie turns out to be a little better than the average. Starting from a romantic formula often seen in the cinema, it ends in the most predictable (and somewhat bland) way.

Bessie Smyth Great story, amazing characters, superb action, enthralling cinematography. Yes, this is something I am glad I spent money on.

Gary The movie's not perfect, but it sticks the landing of its message. It was engaging - thrilling at times - and I personally thought it was a great time.

zardoz-13 The title of writer & director Roberto Mauri's flippant, featherweight, lowbrow continental oater "An Animal Called Man" packs more philosophical wallop about the fundamental nature of mankind than his spaghetti western comedy clone of Enzo Barboni's "Trinity" movies delivers laughs. Anybody but completist Italian western aficionados shouldn't saddle up for this half-baked horse opera. The most unusual thing about Mauri's minor sagebrusher, however, is its feminist slant. The gorgeous heroine, a high-stepping saloon dancer, has a medical degree and can practice medicine, but everybody refuses to seek her services since she is a woman. "An Animal Called Man" appeared long before CBS-TV's "Doctor Quinn: Medicine Woman." "Few Dollars for Django" composer Carlo Savina provides a flavorful score that maintains the film's carefree aura of humor.Everything opens leisurely enough with Johnny Matson (Omero Capanna of "Forgotten Pistolero") complaining about the inequality of his predicament as he pedals a huge, old-fashioned velocipede bicycle while Bill Matson (Vassili Karis of "Five Giants from Texas") lies sprawled in a cart attached to the bicycle. "God will punish you for this," Johnny assures Bill. In a sense, Johnny is right because later on the villains shoot Bill in the buttocks twice. Johnny is especially upset because he always gets stuck with the up-hill climbs while Bill gets the down-hill runs. They pause in a stream and playfully knock each other about in the water before they resume their journey to Silver City. When our heroes arrive in Silver City, the townspeople ridicule them for dressing like tramps. Despite Johnny's abysmal showing against Bill in the stream, Johnny knows how to handle himself in a fistfight. He dispatches several opponents and flattens with quick, acrobatic movies. The Matson brothers plan to participate in a sharp-shooting contest that pays $500 as well as a night in bed with Yvette (Gillian Bray of "The Bod Squad"), who practices medicine on the side. If you look closely during her dance, you can spot her bikini tan lines.Nobody informs the footloose heroes that the individual who typically totes off the cash prize and beds down with Yvette is the local rancher, Mark Forester (Craig Hill of "Siege at Red River"), with an army of gunmen at his disposal. Forester keeps the town under his thumb. During the shooting contest, Bill goes to the toilet. He uses his trip as a cover to sneak next door to Charles Smith's general store, burglarize the safe, and plunders a small fortune. He clobbers Smith as the man enters his own store. Afterward, Bill matches Forester in the bullseye shooting contest and then tops him again shooting out candles at twenty paces. When Bill meets Yvette, she explains that she came from Paris, France, with a heart full of hopes and a medical diploma that has done her little good. "Nobody trusts me because I'm a woman," she explains. "All you want is a pretty, brainless female you can play around with, that's all men want. To live I had to do something, even sell myself to men. I had to do it. There is nothing else for me to do. People here are just too prejudiced." Meanwhile, the sheriff suspects that Bill robbed the general store in spite of his alibi. He visits Bill the next morning in Yvette's room. "Thievery is rare for us. Local folks don't go in for it. They're proud of their honesty. You get the idea," he says and then searches Bill's clothing. He finds nothing. Later, Bill pulls the stolen money out of a pillow casing while Yvette makes his coffee. Our heroes set of to their "rat's nest of a shack." Forester's men beat them out there and blow it up. Johnny and Bill return to town and check into the hotel. The sheriff arrests Bill the following morning and takes him to jail. They discover that Smith has died of punctured appendix. The sheriff's deputy explains, "His wife refused to call Yvette to take care of him so he died." Reluctantly, the sheriff releases Bill. Our heroes buy themselves some clothes to replace their rags. The livery man tells Johnny that he has a very special horse. "He's been trained to warn you of approaching danger." They ride out to Forester's ranch. The gunmen run Johnny and Bill off the property." Mr. Forester likes to have only the company of the people he knows." After our heroes ride off, they masquerade as Forester and demand more money from people that have been paying Forester for protection.Johnny and Bill return to Silver City to see Yvette, and Forester's men escort them out to the ranch. Forester is quite insistent about the ground rules. "There is no room for people like you. Your fancy shooting is going to cost you, mister Matson. People around here don't outshoot me if they know what's good for them. Bill assures Forester that it was all a part of his plan to get to see him. Johnny and Bill disarm Forester's henchmen in an ensuing brawl and demonstrate how useless they are to the rancher. Johnny has ringing success with an iron pot that he clobbers his assailants with and knocks them out. Contemptuously, Bill observes about Forester's hired hands, "Your boys need practice. They're getting too much soft living around here." Forester tentatively agrees to a partnership with our heroes and then orders his men to kill them.No sooner do they leave Forester's ranch than the villainous Forester sends out two gunmen to ambush them. Our heroes survive the ambush attempt, but Bill catches bullet in the backside. Yvette digs it out, making Bill her first patient. Later, he is shot again in the backside. Eventually, Forester's own men kill him so that they can take on Johnny and Bill.Mauri's western isn't exactly sidesplitting material, just amusing enough to be tolerable. "An Animal Called Man" isn't a savage spaghetti western.

AWaite4 Two guys who seem like bums, yet have the lazy skills to stand up to a town gang, and out-shoot and outfight all comers. They have a goofy charisma, and even though the plot doesn't go anywhere, it's fun to watch. The leader of the two; someone must have told him he looks like Henry Fonda - he keeps trying for the pursed-lips, square-jaw, far-sighted look. His sidekick has the good old goofy Italian clown look, and is forever moaning about being put upon. They keep getting handed bundles of bank-notes, which don't look very much like US currency; and always unbelievably fresh and clean-looking, like every town in the Old West had in abundance. And everyone has squared-off well-kept teeth that look like the make-up boss made everyone chew on teabags before filming. It's a bizarre look.

mkoskela This is not a good film. It's like one of those Hill&Spencer Trinity-clones. There's two main characters, both are stupid. Other one gets shot twice in the ass during the movie(!), really that's the only thing I remember. Not recommended.