Cathardincu
Surprisingly incoherent and boring
Orla Zuniga
It is interesting even when nothing much happens, which is for most of its 3-hour running time. Read full review
Ariella Broughton
It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.
Married Baby
Just intense enough to provide a much-needed diversion, just lightweight enough to make you forget about it soon after it’s over. It’s not exactly “good,” per se, but it does what it sets out to do in terms of putting us on edge, which makes it … successful?