NekoHomey Purely Joyful Movie!

Ketrivie It isn't all that great, actually. Really cheesy and very predicable of how certain scenes are gonna turn play out. However, I guess that's the charm of it all, because I would consider this one of my guilty pleasures.

Grimossfer Clever and entertaining enough to recommend even to members of the 1%

Jakoba True to its essence, the characters remain on the same line and manage to entertain the viewer, each highlighting their own distinctive qualities or touches.

GL84 After an accident on their honeymoon, a woman begins to grow concerned about the change in her new husband's' behavior as it grows increasingly obvious he's become a zombie and tries to keep the behavior under control.This was a decidedly bland and quite uninspired effort that rarely feels like a horror film. Among the major factors keeping this down is the fact that the storyline here hardly ever reads as being a true horror film due to the vast majority of scenes in here being really uninteresting due to the vast majority of scenes in here being really uninteresting as one. Since the main focus here is the diet and how that change affects their behavior toward each other, that changeover should've been handled a lot better than it is here due to the absolutely banal ability to wrap everything as if it's simply cut-and-dried of all explanations and based off that simplistic premise. That is where this one tries to build it's horror off of instead of where it really should matter, as for some really inane manner the fact that a vegetarian is suddenly eating raw meat voraciously and continuously without provocation overlooks the fact that a man is slowly decomposing and actively eating people, both of which should be far more pressing matters that are completely overlooked in here. The focus is entirely wrong and the reasoning why this is allowed to go on instead of being reported to the police is simply lame and really furthers how boring the first half is as this is barely interesting anyway. Beyond the reasoning, what makes this so bad is the entire opening of this which really has nothing of interest here as the couple are arguing about their lifestyle or hanging with friends, and very little of that makes for an enjoyable time. They leave so little of this with any kind of enjoyable parts that even if it wasn't as lame and bland as it is the utterly torturous pace here is of much bigger concern here as this is far more uploaded with drama than horror that it has very little chance to make an impression when it does try something. That really only leaves this with two small scenes of interest here, the best being the first attack on the beach which has a pretty disturbing reality to it with the tranquility of the rushing water and the suspense of the slowly-emerging creature from the waves beyond the fine brawl and the gory resolution. As well, the finale assault on the police officers is where all the blood and gore scenes are found in a somewhat energetic sequence which includes the nice stalking down in the darkened living room culminating in the vicious and brutal ambushes where we also get the fine aftermath of the bodies as well. Though the zombie make-up is decent enough, that's all that works here as this one tends to feature more flaws.Rated R: Graphic Violence, Graphic Language, Nudity and a sex scene.

J_kotowicz I'm a zombie fan. I am a zombie movie fan. I am a zombie liturature fan. I am a zombie philospher. Home, at work, the science of the undead is always on my mind. Zombie Honeymoon, was thee most asinine, horrible, contrite...hodgepodge of b.s, ever, and that is my respectful opinion of it. Exactly, 20 minutes in I began watching it on 1.5 Speed. The newly weds ran on the beach, surfted on puny waves and had sex in inapproprate places. Then a seaweed cloaked zombie climbed up from the deep. Then..Vomited bile on the groom and...expired? Then the groom dies, choaking, perhaps. But really, he writhes for a second and like a candle in the wind, he is gone. To the hospital, he suddenly breaths again! Hallijulia! and feeling pretty good for being exceedinly, lifelessly, dead for 10 minutes, The Groom and Wife go home, la-de-da, wasn't that exciting? Sex. Then She...drives, and drives, and drives as a semi-polluted NJ creeps by to a store. Now, we watch on x10 speed. Then there is a cop, a returned surfboard, a missing man and "this is the strangest thing to happen." ever. In NJ. ...Slowly, painfully slow, the Groom rots and his enevitable zombie urge begins. And by the power of true love,he won't eat his wife. But everyone else, biting faces, arms, noses, wrists, necks, while he falls apart, breaks into sores and chokes on his words. SURELY, seeing your husband, the love of your life, waste away into an abomination is better than simply, ending the misery. Yes, that is how i like my love ones, committing atrocities so we can stay together. ...The movie ends. The bride escapes, laughing, crying, all at x130 speed. ...Showtime will endorse anything.

gftorain I like lipstick, the color pink and Wuthering Heights. I've never met a kitten that I didn't like, and I buy my hairspray at Costco for the volume discount. I live for shopping and chocolate... and terror."The chick in me loves the frosty side, but the maniac in me wants zombie-fy the chick in me" Too cool to see a complete romcom with a zombie lead. Looking for the humor still? The loyalty to the chick-flick formula is the joke, y'all. Stop looking for comedy, drama or horror. The concept of the film is the cake- watching it is the icing. Watch any Jennifer Anniston movie, then watch Zombie Honeymoon again. You'll see what I mean! Wish it had been a little more subtle in the title- I would have loved to have sneaked it past my cutesy little gal pals who still shrink from my black nail polish (oh, if only they knew).

tgraham_99 Beware!! Crappy movie ahead. 83 min of your life you will never get back! Would rather sit through Date Movie.....again!!You know the movie is headed in the wrong direction when the opening sequence has the newly weds getting and receiving oral. Comedy and Horror should never be mixed. Only person who can pull it off is Sam Rami. (Evil Dead Series including Army of Darkness) Someone gave the director a cam corder and said "Let make a really bad movie so we can feel like big shots. Hell we might as well drag an audience down with us!"I have seen better acting in a Junior College film class or high school stage production. The dialogue is terrible, and the zombie groom is obviously gay because his flamboyantness is constantly coming through on screen. The chemistry between the husband and wife is awkward. It looks like a student film that should only be shown on youtube. Please for the love of your eyes, ears, and brain function do not see this crap!!