The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made
The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made
NR | 01 January 2005 (USA)
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A group of friends get together for a card game, but within 5 minutes most of them die horribly, leaving the hosts to run for their lives (and from the law). Along the way, they encounter every conceivable horror movie monster/villain, but with a new twist.

Reviews
Matcollis This Movie Can Only Be Described With One Word.
Konterr Brilliant and touching
Guillelmina The film's masterful storytelling did its job. The message was clear. No need to overdo.
Edwin The storyline feels a little thin and moth-eaten in parts but this sequel is plenty of fun.
pengu-46653 OK, so where do I begin??? The film kicks off with some sexy cheese shots of cheeses from all types of countries! Literally, who doesn't want to see Swiss cheese in an opening scene of a film boss!!!! Anyway, the main character Jessica was genius, the actress played her SO well as a typical dumb horror movie character, I was Soho impressed. Please giver her an Oscar emirate?!$?! Like who ft is Emma Stone right guys??So in the end, spoilers!!!! Thye all get webbed up my spiders and eating by a man in his mid 300s who also was the same guy from "51 Times I told you, you have cancer!". Literally, he replicated the visual imagery of an Indian/Pakistani mans fave food aka Haleem with Rice!!!! But ya, hopefully u guys liked my first review, ply subscribe to XpenguX and leave a like on my most recent video!! Cya tomorrows guys!
Jarred Hodson I liked this film for what it was trying to be and what it was. Not what a horror movie should be. If you have friends and enjoy watching b-side horrors, or even just mocking normal films, Then you should appreciate this film. It has a very home-made feel to it for obvious reasons! and although some would accredit this to the poor quality of the film its what makes it what it is. This film was made by a group of friends, for groups of friends. Its not made for movie connoisseurs or critics. Its meant to be lighthearted and playful. In my eyes this is a very low budget prequel to the grindhouse compilation: In the sense that it both mocks and holds upon high the nature of the b-movie (A little less of the latter in this film haha).My summary is just watch it. If not for the subtleties in the acting which clearly portray its casual nature, then for the fact that its very name is "the worst horror movie ever made". If you are focused and watching it and find after half the film you haven't chuckled even once then don't bother with it! It's clearly not for you.
dylanmiles-1 "The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made" was an experiment of some sorts by shock master Writer/Director Bill Zebub. This film was never introduced as a spectacular film, but it is hardly the worst horror movie ever made. The result of this "experiment" is a decent horror/comedy. The horror part should be taken with a grain of salt, because like most horror films, this movie is not too scary.The plot is complicated, yet not. It mostly focuses around a couple who are running away from the police after all their friends mysteriously get murdered during a party. During their "great escape", the couple run into a long series of bizarre horror clichés that give the main setup of the film. Yes, the experiment was to include every cliché of horror movies and to pack it into one tight parody of horror films.The plot can sometimes be hard to find and follow, but there is enough humor throughout to keep an average viewer entertained. There are different types of humor presented in this film, and some are more obvious than others. Whether it be the giant crap monster that attacks a couple (crap joke) or it be the King of Diamonds at the tarot card reader (subtle music joke).Like other Bill Zebub films, the budget is rather low, and the actors consist mostly of people who probably don't act for a living. A lot of people may be turned away by this, but the acting does not take away from the film. These actors are hardly the worst. There may have even been worse acting in big Hollywood productions, but anyway- the actors do a fine job in delivering the material, and the leads- Jean Potter and Rocco Maritone III act well together.Do not be deceived by the rough appearance of this film, if you watch it with some friends, you will surely appreciate this film for what it is, and don't be too offended by things, otherwise you won't be able to appreciate this film or any of Bill's other films.
CMRKeyboadist This movie is truly the worst of the worst. As bad as it is, it is still a lot of fun and for fans of B cinema, I recommend it. I wish I could give you a description of the story but there really is no story. A lot of what happens is completely random and out of the ordinary. The special effects are worse then you could ever imagine and done like that on purpose. The camera work is... well, hard to describe. The acting is pretty bad and over the top at times, but this just adds to it being the worst movie ever made. The only problem I had with this film was I watched it by myself and without a group of friends this movie will get rather repetitive. Still, this was a lot of fun and it's got my vote. 7/10