Inclubabu
Plot so thin, it passes unnoticed.
Protraph
Lack of good storyline.
Grimossfer
Clever and entertaining enough to recommend even to members of the 1%
Lidia Draper
Great example of an old-fashioned, pure-at-heart escapist event movie that doesn't pretend to be anything that it's not and has boat loads of fun being its own ludicrous self.