Holstra
Boring, long, and too preachy.
Dynamixor
The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.
Dirtylogy
It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.
Jerrie
It's a good bad... and worth a popcorn matinée. While it's easy to lament what could have been...