Ogosmith
Each character in this movie — down to the smallest one — is an individual rather than a type, prone to spontaneous changes of mood and sometimes amusing outbursts of pettiness or ill humor.
Tyreece Hulme
One of the best movies of the year! Incredible from the beginning to the end.
Allissa
.Like the great film, it's made with a great deal of visible affection both in front of and behind the camera.
dien
This film is absolutely horrible. There's so much wrong with it that I don't even know where to start.The sets look like someone's backyard, the ship's bridge is probably someone's basement and the CGI looks worse than 1980s video games. Unwatchable. The story consists of several episodes taken from old Star Trek episodes (I'm still amazed that no one has sued their asses yet).Seriously - why do you make a film when you don't have enough money to pay for anything? Actors, sets, CGI, pretty much everything? What drove you to do something like that? Your overblown ego? This film is beyond bad. Even a vote of 1/10 is too much for this pile of trash. Avoid it.
Jensa
This is Sparta! one famous character once shouted.This is Poop! one not so famous reviewer once wrote. Yeah you guessed it, that reviewer is me and I'm not talking about my own excrements. I'm talking about this piece of unholy crap that some not so gifted people managed to squeeze out through their cheeks. A turd this big should not be humanly feasible! My heart goes out to the poor rectum who was forced to produce this pile of....yeah you know what!On a more serious note tho........forget it, I can't be serious about this. It's a violation to mankind and should be destroyed by all means possible.If I could dislodge nuclear material from my behind I would get down on all four and aim directly at the source for immediate depooperation.So in short, stay clear, turn around, don't look back and run like Mr Bolt if you happen to come across this life ending event.
alwaystile
I believe the final words of the movie said it all: Lee(our Sulu friend) "I didn't think it could get any worse"... Captain:"It just did".... I literally had to take a crap during this movie and I wish I had stayed in the bathroom!Watch this movie if you want to rid yourself of 115 min of your life...The best for me though was when the ship was apparently hit by some cosmic force while speeding through the universe at the speed of light, a Klingon type who was put in jail for destroying a washer, which seems to be a closet painted green, bangs around the walls as if there really was some type of explosion. He failed miserably.... As did the acting in the whole movie but this guy randomly shows up screaming and banging against the walls of a hallway. You must see this to believe it.
gardensofhansen
Every year I love picking the five best movies of the year, based on whether I would watch the film a second time within 24 hours of seeing it the first time. On the other side of the coin, I've made a hobby of seeking out really horrible movies and sending them to my friend Justin. I guarantee I'll be getting a copy of this one to share with Justin. One year it was Doogle, another year it was the western "Three Bad Men". I recommend both of those films to you if you could endure this film. You might also consider "Troll II". The acting was terrible, the CGI was worse, I'm not sure about the plot, half way through we watched the rest of the film in 2x speed. We did have to stop and watch the last 3 minutes of the film as it didn't make any sense in fast forward. Watching it at regular speed didn't help. For those of you who really want to see something really horrible this is the film for you. BTW the best part of this picture was reading the reviews from this site, they're delightful.
