Slaughter Party
Slaughter Party
| 15 October 2005 (USA)
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Here's what Judge David Johnson has to say about this film: Yes, there is a party, and some people do get slaughtered. Beyond that you're better off looking the other way and using your time more wisely. Go read a book. Or run for a position on your local school board. Or yodel for 90 minutes.

Reviews
Smartorhypo Highly Overrated But Still Good
Hadrina The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful
Derry Herrera Not sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.
Anoushka Slater While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.
YungRapunxel212 This is one of the worst films ever. Let me start with the graphics. Lets just say they remind me of 60's graphics. They are horrible. Next off, the actors and actresses. Untrained, unprofessional, and just horrible, along with the graphics. The concept -- worse than the graphics and the acting combined. ( this contains spoilers) A small man (a midget) who brutally kills all the women and trespassers in his area. Great concept, I know (ha ha.) MORE SPOILERS -- of the main 20 cast members, 2 survived, and 18 died brutally, all the women died. Two breast scenes.. The shower scene with the blonde and the brunette with a rather loose bra. Gag. Don't let teens or children watch this, don't even let yourself watch this. This is one gruesome, bloody, gory, film with no good purpose in the movie industry. Please, save your time.
capkronos Three schmucks wanting to check out a desert cave run into a delirious, nameless mad doctor (Ford Austin) instead. The doctor slaughters two of them, rips out and eats their guts, drinks their blood and then ties down and anally rapes the third guy - a dwarf named Craig (Mighty Mike Murga) - to give him "the gift that keeps on giving." I guess that gift is some kind of virus that causes insanity because Craig then begins sneaking into young women's apartments and murdering them. The sister of one of his victims, Tara (Felissa Rose), is trying to get over both the death of her sister and breakup of her relationship, so her friend Kerri (Sarah Rosenberg) drags her along on a camping trip. They meet up with six or seven other girls, immediately strip down to their bathing suits, go swimming, start partying and are attacked and killed by both the doctor and Craig (who hitches a ride there with a would-be victim). A couple of detectives (including porno actor Adam Glasser aka Seymore Butts) are on the case.According to the trivia section, this Troma release was shot on video for just 1000 dollars. Nearly all of it was filmed in the daytime and most of it outdoors so the filmmakers don't have to worry much about things such as art direction and lighting. It's also very, very stupid in that amateurish we-know-this -is-awful-and-stupid -so-we-aren't-even- really-going-to-try kind of way. The only person who seems to be taking any of this seriously is lead actress Rose, who amusingly goes all out and tries to be as dramatic (and credible) as possible under the circumstance. Dead bodies move. Lines are flubbed. People mug for the camera. Lots of fake blood is flung around. Two girls go topless (and there's a mild lesbian scene that goes nowhere). Total screen time for guest stars Lloyd Kaufman (who seems to appear in every no budget horror made these days), Brinke Stevens and Ron Jeremy amounts to probably about five minutes. The camera-work and editing are frequently awful.Every once in awhile something funny DOES actually happen, but it's hard not to laugh just a little watching a rabid dwarf clutching a knife chasing around bikini-clad girls who have a bad habit of always tripping and falling down. As the killer doctor, Austin is probably the best thing this film has going for it. The credited director is "Buck Jones Jr." NOT Fred Rosenberg as it currently says on IMDb. I think Jones/Rosenberg is an alias for Chris Watson, who's responsible for another terrible Troma release called ZOMBIEGEDDON (2003).
debi-13 This was the worst movie that I have ever seen. And I am a person who enjoys b-rated movies. I have been skeptical enough to look at movies, even after people have warned me of how bad it was, because I looked at the type of person that was viewing the film. I felt that there are two sides to every story and so on. But this movie will make you feel as if you were mugged - if you had to cough up one penny to see it. My dog could make a better film. The acting sucked. The scenery was non-existent. The props were an after thought. The murder scenes were like what I did as a five year old with my playmates!!! I am NOT kidding. The only... only good thing is that the camera didn't cut off people's heads too often and the lighting was decent. Everything else about this film was HORRIBLE. You will be wasting precious moments of your life watching this stinker.
Lilith Hexus From the very beginning of this film you'll notice that the production value is LESS than a porn film. This looks like a home video. The storyline is, not only sloppy, but silly, and the general acting is absolutely horrific. NONE of the acting can amount to a Soap Opera, and that says a lot. There's no reason for pretty much anything that happens in this movie, and the actual murder scenes are terrible. It was kind of funny when the Doctor ate the organs and stuff, but it was really pretty sad. If you want to see a movie that has no purpose, extreme (yet pointless) cliché sexual content, possibly the worst filming ever, detectives beating up random people, and a midget serial killer... somehow you'll still be disappointed in this. It's not worth seeing.