SunnyHello Nice effects though.

Sexylocher Masterful Movie

Huievest Instead, you get a movie that's enjoyable enough, but leaves you feeling like it could have been much, much more.

Married Baby Just intense enough to provide a much-needed diversion, just lightweight enough to make you forget about it soon after it’s over. It’s not exactly “good,” per se, but it does what it sets out to do in terms of putting us on edge, which makes it … successful?

FlashCallahan Yaz from Double Team ditches Van Damme and decides to star in his own movie and change his name.And that's the only thing that differs from Double Team and this, the name, the lack of Van Damme, and nothing else.The sets are virtually the same, half the cast from the former are in this, and even the soundtrack is virtually the same.......and they are the positive things about this film.The rest is poor, but a very curioso piece of work. Rodman cannot hold a movie, he was bad enough in Double Team, but that was a Van Damme vehicle. Here, he gurns, does that really weird run he does, and spouts out pathetic one liners.The plot has something to do with a really camp bloke who wants to blow something up, but first must kidnap the daughter of someone who looks like Robert Redford, but is also double crossing her boyfriends dad too. Confusing?Dane Cook pops up, and I can tolerate this guy post 2007, but in this, he is the pits, a truly awful comic presence, with no timing, and an air of desperation around him, trying to be the next Jim Carrey.Action scenes are boring, and add a really strange sex scene, that will baffle,you get a really strange, but not boring, movie.Elders has either made a misunderstood work of art, or yet another vehicle for a has been sports star who was famous once.I'd go or the latter.

auditrix The title of the movie pretty much lead me to believe this would be a bad bad viewing experience. This movie is #1 on my list of "worst movies ever made that are great fun to watch" I was highly entertained at the horrible acting, silly plot...er was there one? and the two monks. I mean come on...monk side-kicks? It's just over the top. This movie tries to be a comedy and an action flick all at once..the comedy failing so miserably that it is incredibly funny. This will be one of those bad movies that you will truly love because it is so bad, or some will find it just not quite bad enough. I would compare it to Arnold's Total Recall. A bad movie with bad jokes, bad action but FUN.

sgarra2008 John Pinette, although larger than I have ever seen him was entertaining. I love Dane Cook, but if I were him, I would take this movie off my resume. Rodman should stick to basketball and the freak show, because he can not act. I won't say that this is the worst movie I have ever seen, because I have seen BloodSuckers (Michael Ironsides) and DogSoliders. But, like those movies, it is a train wreck, no matter how awful it gets you just can't stop watching it. The wire work was horrible. Rodman can't even pretend he knows martial arts, John Pinette's stunt double was more convincing than Rodman. One of my biggest pet peeves is poor movie editing. For instance, at the end of First Wives Club count how many different pairs of shoes Goldie Hawn is wearing in the last seen. I counted four different pairs. In this movie, can you count how many times Rodman's bike changes in a single scene. We counted four in the the first scene of the movie, an three in the scene where he is escaping the blast in the tunnel. Did anyone else notice that the "dad" in this was trying way to hard to look like Robert Redford? This movie isn't even good enough to become a cult classic.

Seth Nelson Now how about basketball players who can't act? I know basketball players "can" act - I've seen such big movies like "Kazaam" and "Space Jam" and I think those are Shaquille O'Neal and Michael Jordan at both of their best - when they are not playing, of course! (Sorry, but this may not be accurate.) Now, let us bring in Dennis Rodman. I know him as a player for the NBA!!!!! Yes, all three are very good no matter where they are - on the court, on the street, in the cinema - yes, basketball players can act! So add the three mentioned titles to your DVD collection and start a basketball players' collection today! "Simon Sez Watch 'Simon Sez!'"