Pilot. Where the American dream... is the American nightmare. In a quiet cul-de-sac in Valencia California, beneath the sycamore trees, live the Beaters, just your average, typical American family, with a loving committed father, LLOYD; a homemaker and mother, NANCY; and three adorable kids: JENNY, TOMMY, and newborn BABY-CAKES. Let's not forget their cuddly pet show poodle PRINCESS and their wacky, molester neighbor, FATHER FRANK. But the Beater's have a few issues. You see... Mr. Beater, Lloyd, is a serial killer. Mom, NANCY, is a dominatrix. Daughter, JENNY, has a porn webcam site. Son, TOMMY, is a drug dealer. Newborn, BABY-CAKES, is a crack addict. Pet poodle PRINCESS is rabid. And FATHER FRANK is a registered sex offender.