Plantiana Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.

Quiet Muffin This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.

Rexanne It’s sentimental, ridiculously long and only occasionally funny

Cristal The movie really just wants to entertain people.

imdb-49049 I had little idea what was going on, but I didn't really care either. No redeeming features anywhere to be found, a waste of time.

mrghurby Cinematography wildly overdone, script wildly underdone, acting so-so, verdict: film school end-of-year project.

paul2001sw-1 Some films are awful, it's transparently obvious what they're trying to do but they fail on every point. But some films are bad in a different way: it's completely unclear what the director had in mind. Or, perhaps the best way of explaining 'Norfolk' is not to discuss plot, character, or cinematic style; but rather to imagine what would happen if someone with neither talent nor a budget aspires to make a vaguely artistic, pschological thriller. The "so bad it's good" trope doesn't even apply here, as everything is so muddled as well as inept. This really does feel like a school film-club project; and one that fundamentally, teaches the lesson that making movies is hard. Don't do it, kids!