Lake Noir
Lake Noir
| 19 June 2011 (USA)
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A group of friends head off for a secluded getaway and encounter more than they bargained for. "Nothing good happens at this lake, " warns Ol' Mr. McAvoy to a group of unsuspecting campers looking forward to a sex and alcohol fueled romp at a secluded lake. Little do they know the lake's sordid past, horrible atrocities, and the resident of the lake who does not take kindly to visitors.

Reviews
Daninger very weak, unfortunately
Steinesongo Too many fans seem to be blown away
Murphy Howard I enjoyed watching this film and would recommend other to give it a try , (as I am) but this movie, although enjoyable to watch due to the better than average acting fails to add anything new to its storyline that is all too familiar to these types of movies.
Verity Robins Great movie. Not sure what people expected but I found it highly entertaining.
NinjaXCV I've seen a ton of indy horror flicks and this one ranks pretty low. You don't expect much out of most low budget films, but there is just no tension in this movie. There is seriously nothing happening for the first hour and ten minutes of this hour and a half film. No one dies, the "creature" (for lack of a better word) doesn't show up, nothing. Just a bunch of people talking about... well, nothing. It's as if you spied on a group of campers and listened in on their conversation for an hour or so. It goes nowhere. Just a bunch of talk about sex, food and booze. I can't imagine that there was an actual script because the dialog sounded made up and didn't even push the story along or help you understand anything beyond the surface of the cliched characters. There are so many plot holes and questions that make you wonder why the filmmakers never even tried to address any them. For example, why does a virgin girl clearly in her thirties need her mother's permission to go to the lake with her forty year old boyfriend? Why is this "creature" just killing random people, what's his motive? Why is everybody so cryptic and avoid just coming out and telling people why they shouldn't go to the lake, even when they're asked a direct question? And lastly, why are there multiple close up shots of the generic beers they're drinking? This was a film that might have been good if it was cut down to a 10-15 minute short. There's just not enough story or character development for a feature. A few boob shots and ten minutes of killing at the end isn't worth the hour and a half running time.
jeffabbyschneider-783-791612 summer fun with nudity , gore and great monster makeup , this film is indie horror fun slow in places butoverall a good film. this film is in the vein ofsharknado in that spoofy sense it pokes fun atitself and makes no apologies. my favorite scenesare the steamy tent sex scene the death scenes and any scene with the monster. this film is pureenjoyment but only for the hardcore indie fan. you can fun with a film like this but just have to go with it it was a lot of fun for me and I think most will like it
bloodyruddy This film looked rather promising with the few 10/10 reviews left for it. After the group of kids met the locals, set up camp and learned of the Lakes dark past, I first believed that the film was inspired for a Deliverance meets Friday the 13th feel, trying to dig it.. my anticipation soon, so to speak, burnt down to ashes.... unfortunately, Lake Noir fails to both intrigue and entertain the campy blood thirst within you. Aside from its many kinky soft-pornesque scenes (the reason behind its lonely 2 star rating), cast and/or production made little effort as to create an interesting story and the suggested disturbia within it. Boring plot, flat acting.. BAD!
atlas lee really enjoyed this film was not too scary and was low budget but fun just FYI its unrated for a reason primarily the sex, nudity and violence.It is slow in places and I thought the monster make up was good. it is just a bare bones film but worth seeing. There are some really hot actresses I like the girl who played Nina the best she had a very unique accent. PS I read some of the critics reviews WTF its a low budget feature they probably did it on a shoe string nothing more annoying than people who wont ever make a film complaining about peoples hard work oh well I would be bitter too if I lived in my moms basement. :)