SpuffyWeb
Sadly Over-hyped
CrawlerChunky
In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.
ThedevilChoose
When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.
DipitySkillful
an ambitious but ultimately ineffective debut endeavor.