Feast III: The Happy Finish
Feast III: The Happy Finish
R | 17 February 2009 (USA)
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The survivors are saved by the mysterious prophet Short Bus Gus, who seemingly has the ability to control the beasts. He leads them into the sewers as they travel to the big city. Along the way they get help from karate expert Jean-Claude Seagal and learn that the beasts originate from a place called The Hive. Armed with this knowledge, they decide to fight back and destroy the beasts.

Reviews
Matcollis This Movie Can Only Be Described With One Word.
LastingAware The greatest movie ever!
AniInterview Sorry, this movie sucks
GarnettTeenage The film was still a fun one that will make you laugh and have you leaving the theater feeling like you just stole something valuable and got away with it.
torstensonjohn Simple few sentence review. The series OTHER than the original is utter garbage and a complete mess. The final in the series Happy Finish is just plain dumb.
iceman88869 I really liked Feast 1 - Great cast, story and very well done. I found Feast II the other day and found it lacking, but still not bad. Feast III was just... Ridiculous. That is the only word to describe it. It's like the writer got high and blown out of his mind and started writing random trash. I could write a better story than what they came up with for the third one. It amazes me how these people get the money to make trash like this movie.I gave it a 2 only because it was good on continuing with people from the previous movies. That is the ONLY good thing about this movie.Maybe they should just start from scratch and reboot this like most everything else in Hollywood since Hollywood has run out of original ideas.
GL84 Forced to find new battle strategies, the dwindling number of survivors are caught in a race through underground sewers in an effort to finally escape from the marauding creatures once and for all.On the whole this one turned out to be a minor disappointment compared to the others in the series. The biggest problem with this one tends to be the rather shortened length of time here, barely running a full hour despite a non-stop pace that features a ton of action throughout here. This tends to make this feel more like it should've been built together into the second entry and tacked onto that one rather than being shuffled off into a new effort as several scenes from that could've been taken out and replaced with the action of this one to make for a seamless transition. That tends to make this one feel a tad worthless and expendable with not really needing to be featured at all which is quite disappointing overall. Still, this one really gets a lot to like throughout as this one tends to continue on in the series' penchant for over-the-top extremity throughout with not only the scatological references and intensely sexualized nature of both the creatures and the survivors but also in regards to the gore which is again quite gruesome and endearing. In addition to limbs being ripped off and entrails splattered across the ground but also there's vicious stab-wounds, tons of scratches and clawed up bodies, decapitations and bodies bursting from the inside out among other vicious tactics which is quite fun here. This rampant amount of gore comes from the nearly-relentless pace featured here with the attacks continuing on throughout the film with the race through the car-yard, a battle in an underground hole and the numerous battles in the sewers providing both action and suspense as the vicious creatures create several encounters here that are quite enjoyable including the blazing final battle in a strobe-light-lit rave scene that's quite thrilling and exciting. The creatures still look good, there's a lot to like here, but those few small problems do hold this down.Rated Unrated/R: Extreme Graphic Violence, Extreme Graphic Language, Nudity, plenty of scatological references and gross creature humor.
jack_face Feast III: The Happy Finish continues directly from where the last one ended. It's like they were filmed simultaneously. Had to be. Honey Pie's final fate is decided in the very beginning and we're treated to a very nice crapping scene that's quite literally right in your face. Best line of the movie? There's 2. One is during an argument where a female gang member said, "(starts with a 'b,' rhymes with itch), I will (rhymes with suck, starts with an 'f') you up!" It ain't what she said, it's how she said it. Awesome stuff! The other is when a new character is introduced. He said, "I got the gift, (starts with the letter 'f,' rhymes with maggots)!" You'll see what he's referring to when you see this. This movie would be just like the 2nd part with more absurdities and new characters that add to that mix.It's a continuation through and through but some scenes tend to drag out, like when they were in the sewer. Some made little sense, like the mutated humans. It got to the point where it was almost without direction because stuff was happening that didn't lend much to story progression and it's the same creative team who did the first 2. You expect a certain level of quality. The beginning and middle of the movie are what they should be. The end is where everything starts going south. From the survivors fighting their way out of the mutant herd, to biting away at one of the monsters as if they were monsters themselves, to the worst ending of any movie I have ever seen. Yes, I said it, THE WORST ENDING TO ANY MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN! The ending just makes everything else that happens prior seem meaningless. You forget about all the humor and other good stuff because it's just that bad.It's almost like they ran out of ideas and just put something together for the sake of completeness. A better ending would have been the monster at the end being benevolent and it did seem that way. And then they could have went out into the city safe zone where they were trying to get to and proceeded with the plot. Not the pure garbage that was given to us. I don't know what anyone involved with the ending of this movie was thinking. No one spoke up or said anything? No one told the writers that this was stupid? Did them or Gulager really have something to do with this? It just makes not one shred of sense in comparison to EVERYTHING that came before it. I don't get it. Oh yeah, there's nudity in this flick too. One of the biker chicks bites the big one and you're treated to some really good, close-up boob shots if you like that sort of thing.From Feast I all the way to the middle of Feast III, you'll be completely and totally entertained. But the last act in Feast III, I don't know, man. I don't know what happened there. I'm purposely not saying what happened because if you haven't seen these flicks yet, you need to. Despite the horrible (not happy) finish, I'd recommend getting all of these as a set on DVD/Blu-ray. They're all worth paying for and all worth watching back to back to back. Enjoy the first part, don't eat when watching the second one, and be prepared for the crappy finish to the 3rd. They're even considering a fourth part. After the fiasco with part 3's climax, please don't do it unless you plan on exploring the origins of the creatures. Feast III gets 4 out of 10 stars. Would have gotten 6 but the ending really is that bad.